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FETAL POSITION WHISTLE GUN |
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Back in the early days of nalogg unc, the founders were sitting at a lunch table in the school. To pass the time, we punctured a can of rootbeer with a pencil. (3b to my recollection). This can had been filled with ketchup and mayonaise, and sprinkled with just the right amount of salt. An half-eaten apple was then skewered in the protruding pencil to complete the mystery device.... When I picked up this can and blew across it's surface the sound produced was unlike abything we had ever heard.. the chord struck was some sub-sonic verbrato tone that penetrated the human brain, into the deepest recesses of our consciousness, and it suddenly caused us all to fall to the floor and collapse into a fetal position. We were inactive for about 15 minutes, twitching and drooling, and urinating ourselves. (only Sironi actually). |
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This spawned the idea. "What if this particular sound could be harnessed in a controlled beam, of sonic energy?" The fabled can was studied, and the tone was perfected. Thus, the Fetal-Position Whistle Gun was invented. Producing a higher-yeld beam, and a stun time of 1 hour, Nalogg was pleased. |
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An early design concept of the Fetal-position whistle gun. |
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