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| These are some customers who use the fetal position whistle gun in day to day life. |
| "Hi. I'm Michael Keaton. Although Batman is only a fictional character, the fetal position whistle gun was actually used as a prop in this scene. Not only did it look cool, but it kept Tim Burton from touching my buttocks between filming. That guy was downright grabby... and who can sue tim burtom for harassment? I mean c'mon, the guy made edward scissor hands! So whenever I saw ol' Timmy ready with some backdoor shinanigans, I'd do the ol' quickdraw with the FPWG. And i suppose that if i wanted to be a real crimefighter the FPWG would be handy in that facet too. Thanks Nalogg!" - tv's BATMAN |
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| "Hello, I'm Norman Galloway. Co-founder of Nalogg uncorp. You know.. not only drugs are so expensive, and dangerous, but addictive contraband substances only breed angst, paranoia, and dependance, eliminating possible positive contributors to society. Too much alcohol can actually kill you. However sonic-induced seizures are NOT as great a health risk as... oh let's say herion. So when i plan a party, and wanna get a "buzz" i turn to my trusty Fetal Position Whistle Gun. It's effective, and I'm good to drive home. Just dont forget to empty your bladder, or that party can turn into a major faux-pas! Now that's what i call a sticky situation." - Norman Galloway |