Check out ramblings to Jack! See him getting fired by an old friend.

Read a sonnet that I wrote to a girl that I hardly know. Plumb the depths of my depravity.

Take a look at the van that was sold at long last. It's finally gone, leaving me more than $5000 poorer. But I will survive.

"That's latin, Darlin'."
Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an overeducated man.

Marianne doesn't like midtown. A modern fairy tale.

See what happened in my lobby this morning.