"Techno is my drug" - Dan Bishop
"Do you every question your life?" - Ivan Van Dahl
"Well that looks familiar" - Chris "mini-weiner" D'ambrosio
"Is Bishop's shot a pathetic attempt at improving relations with the BGLTU?" - Lex Urban
"Techno is about the human condition, is this beethoven??" -Andrew and Daniel
"Knup, drink a beer" - Leo
"Chris, shower" - everyone
"Jay, go home" - everyone
"EAAAAAZZY DONKEEEEEEEY" - James Mitchell
"YOu have a bird chest" - Chris D'ambrosio (to Andrew, then daniel, then Lex)
"D'ambrosio is firm, Love Chip" - email from Chip Duggins
"Hot Sally looks like Miss Piggy" - Lex Urban
"Does that mean KNup is Kermit?" - Andrew (I think)
"Techno: The dawn of the modern Renaissance" -Andrew Murray
"As cheesy and overplayed as Castles in the sky is, I totally fell in love with the angelic female vocals and melodic trance beats. The song itself takes the listener to a new level of exctasy" -Amazon.com
"A question to ponder: As it is noted to have spread from the heart of america, Kirkwood, to the far reaches of east coast college campuses, is it possible that techno is the force that will finally unite mankind? We here at Club Gladden believe the answer is yes" - Daniel Murray
"Kathleen is probably grabbing Aussie cock like it's an endangered species" - Lex
"This is like a goddamn ADHD party. The fucking song changes every minute, the lights are going on and off, and you guys can't make it through one fucking game of beirut with dancing around like idiots...I should know, I have ADHD and this is driving me crazy!" - Ben Coffin
"The thing I find appealing about anal sex is that it's considered taboo" - Chris D'ambrosio
"Just a minute" - Dan Knup
"I can tell we're watching the Victoria's Secrets special because everyone is smiling" - GC
"...and knup has a wet spot on his pants" - Chris
"that's a poor man's bong rip" - Chris
"I hit that shit old school style" - Chris
"need quote" - Scott Farley
"BOCA?" - everyone except Lex
"Why do I have such a big crush on daniel Murray" - A Minor
"Punch me in the chest....DUDE, not in the heart" - Lex to Daniel
"Bing Bang Boom" - Jay Mitchell
"Come on Kathleen, show me your room" - Jay Mitchell
"I've got a girl, ok I gotta go back for more, peace" - Jay Mitchell
"Now this person has 30 drinks on average on the weekend and 0 during the week, I guess we call that binge drinking" - Professor "Sandstorm" Sandstrom
"This person is definitely drinking at a collegiate level" - Sandstrom
"To sum up, during the week you can bring 4 beers to class" - Sandstrom
"It's about -13 outside without the wind" - Jay (that is 45 degress below freezing jay)
"I don't know if I've ever seen someone do so much with so little" - Dave Johnson in reference to Dan Bishop as an athlete
"That's the best feeling in the world" - Bryan MOnier referring to bring it back and racking it
"I can think of about 5 things that feel better...well maybe only one but in 5 different positions" - Lex
"I'll run naked, hell that's how I came in this world" - James, 14 yr old friend of the coach's son
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