"Other that my academics, I enjoy keeping fit and staying socially active" - knupsac
"I'm the richard simmons of cleaning" - Joe Nale
"well, to start off, 1/2 plus 1/4 doesn't equal 1, chris" - Andrew
"Omri, you're so hot and you don't even know it" - Anne Woods
"Everyone idealizes their first Knupper, then you realize they're all just a bunch of sluts" - bamat
"Summers used to be fun" - Chris
"Take a shit on his face" - Bamat
"THere's only one person who can shit this late at night, where's knup?" - Bishop
"Ok, the cage is clean for another weekend" - Janitor Bill
"Ya he's short, but i guess height doesn't matter when you're horizontal" - Kathleen
"I love having balls in my mouth" - Kathleen
"Girls like sucking dick, haven't you ever heard of a popsicle, it's an oral fixation" - Kathleen
"are you claiming a dick tastes like a popsicle" - Lex
"I wish i had saved the first condom i'd ever used" - Kathleen
"I like it, it's about time the tennis team got a bad reputation instead of that soft stuff" - Dave Johnson
"GLADDEN 4 HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS THE CENTRAL PARTY SPOT ON CAMPUS" - DEAN roseman