The money markets took a battering today when the number 7 disappeared. It's thought not to have affected sales in records by 5-Star, The Jackson 5 or 5ive - but S Club 7 bottomed out entirely.
Later, rumours were abound that money doesn't exist, but they were scotched by the twenty pound note around tea time.
There's global pessimism around the future of futures, but futures expert Freddie Future saw no future plans that freaten the future of futures in the near future.
Oh, and I'm a monkey. Deal with it. |
