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Episode 1: The Phagetom Minutes ; Thursday, September 8, 2005

Episode 1, in horrible .wav format - I'm sorry.
News: Hurricane Aid Scams.
Episode 2: Dues Ex Episode ; Friday, September 9, 2005

Episode 2, now in smaller mp3 format - LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime in the background.
News: Rant on the Blame Game.
Episode 3: The Trilogy! ; Saturday, September 10, 2005

Episode 3, Vulgaris Prime in background - No vodka.
News: Davis-Bacon Act Suspension and Arnie don't like the gays.
Episode 4: The Revenge.(If you understand that... seek help) ; Sunday, September 11, 2005

Episode 4, Vulgaris Prime in foreground - Now with audible co-host.
News: Pedophiles need to DIE.
Episode 5: The Mysterious Island Broadcast ; Monday, September 12, 2005

Episode 5, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - New news format!
News: Shock & Awe at military cover-up.
Episode 6: Hellseeker (Yeah, that's us.) ; Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Episode 6, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Ran over by almost 3 minutes... sorry.
News: Fundamental Psychosis.
Episode 7: Rocky II, plus Rocky V, equals Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge! ; Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Episode 7, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - The entire show has been a set up for the Rocky joke.
News: So THAT'S where the National Guard was...
Episode 8: Still better than The Spirits Within ; Thursday, September 15, 2005

Episode 8, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Ranting.
News: No news today, just ranting by the co-hosts.
Episode 9: The Missing Episode ; Friday, September 16, 2005

Episode 9 does not exist. Due to an odd work schedule, and general laziness there was no broadcast, I'm sorry.
Please accept this link to the news we WOULD have been bringing you.
News: Everything Old is New again: Bubonic Plague mice go missing.
Episode 10: If You Can Read This You Don't Need Glasses ; Saturday, September 17, 2005

Episode 10, Vulgaris Prime - Special 10 minute episode.
News: Bum advertising sucks.
Episode 11: The Bankruptcy ; Sunday, September 18, 2005

Episode 11, Vulgaris Prime - Mmmmmm... paper.
News: See Episode #1.
Episode 12: Time Enough At Last ; Monday, September 19, 2005

Episode 12, Vulgaris Prime - Music in the background (Neuroticfish - Why Don't You Hate Me?)
News: FREE KNOWLEDGE FOR EVERYONE! (Positive news for once)
Episode 13: Jason Takes the Broadcast ; Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Episode 13, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Unscheduled 10 minute episode.
News: PEDOPHILES! Why did it have to be Pedophiles? I HATE PEDOPHILES!
Episode 14: Orwell's Spinning ; Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Episode 14, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - We went over by about three minutes. Sorry.
News: Porn's more dangerous than terrorism!
Episode 15: Wrists of the Kemetic ; Thursday, September 22, 2005

Episode 15, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - ONE OF US! ONE OF US! HEEHEEHEE!.
News: Red Robin religious rabble rectified!
Episode 16: The Wall ; Friday, September 23, 2005

Episode 16, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Screw it, we got the point across.
News: Seperation of Church and State - what's that?
Episode 17: The Beginning ; Saturday, September 24, 2005

Episode 17, Vulgaris Prime - SOUPS ON!
News: Psychopathe Fran�ais ? Vous avez pari� !
Episode 18: Department of Redundancy Department ; Sunday, September 25, 2005

Episode 18, Vulgaris Prime - Rooftop voting. and Vulgaris' website
News: AIDS? Well she needs counseling at least.
Episode 19: Flipper Flips Out ; Monday, September 26, 2005

Episode 19, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Final episode with Vulgaris Prime. He'll be dead tomorrow.
News: 1: Dolphins are mammals. 2: Dolphins fight ALL the time. 3: The purpose of the Dolphin is to flip out and kill people.
Episode 20: NO! NOT MY KNOWLEDGE! ; Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Episode 20, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - LEGENDS OF BATPHAGE!
News: Free knowledge for everyone? (part 2)
Episode 21: We Moved Through the Fair ; Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Episode 21, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - Game Machine Joe breaks down!
News: No news, just talk about the fair. FAIR DAMMIT!
Episode 22: No Holdup, Just a DeLay ; Thursday, September 29, 2005

Episode 21, LadyFeline and Vulgaris Prime - SKUNK!
News: Delay steps away.
Episode 23: Fear and Loathing in the Studio ; Saturday, October 1, 2005

Episode 22, Vulgaris Prime takes the mic alone - It's not that bad.
News: A teen-raper's chemical "romance".



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