Abs:  Is it cold in here?  I’m getting a bit nipply.  What comes after that verse?  If you want to get freaky...hmm I wonder if I need to pick up some milk on the way back to the flat?  Did I remember to turn off the stove?

                                                                 
 

Sean:  The reason I don’t look sexy is because this isn’t the rugby league.  BUT NO!  Sean isn't allowed to look sexy!  He can't  play rugby!  He's supposed to be the SHY SILENT one!  So he gets to ride the BIKE.  AH!  Isn't that sweet they said!  Why do I have to ride the stupid bike in this picture?   I always get stuck with the lame parts just because I'm the youngest and I don't complain.  They all just think OF COURSE Sean will ride the bike and wear these blue shorts!  Of course he doesn't mind looking like a poof!  Just they wait until Five is over and I actually have a career because I can write my own music...then we'll see who'll they'll stick on this bike!

                                                              
 

J:  Yes I actually do take baths, contrary to popular belief!  Yes, this should dispel all rumors.  All part of my master plan!  I'm the REAL heartthrob of the group.  Forget Scott girls.  I'm the one you want.  Can you SEE the muscle definition?  That's right.  I'm hot.  You want me don't you?

                                                         
 

Ritchie: Concentrate Ritch!  They said you were a poof!  Well you're going to show them who's not a poof.  You have a girlfriend!  You are straight and proud!  You got better hair and dyed it back to its natural color!  YOU RITCHIE can be a model!  You can be Romeo in Romeo and Juliet.  DON'T SMILE.  You forgot your lipgloss and if you smile it will show the world your chap lips.  Just pose like they do in that magazine Billie showed you.  YOU ARE A MAN.

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