J: I told you we shouldn't have picked up those birds at the club Sean! Sean: I didn't know they were underage!  They looked 18! Ritchie: (Hysterrically)  Do you know what happens to pretty boys like me in jail?  DO YOU! Scott: Not again!  What will I tell mum?  I swear just because I'm from Essex!  I didn't do it!  I was just minding my own business!  STUPID J AND SEAN!  That is the LAST time I let them talk me into a LADS night out... Abs: Why does this position seem so familiar?  I swear I've done this before...Hey you know if I go down a bit further I'll be doing the splits...I remember when I was in ballet class and...                                           J: TAKE the BLOODY picture already!  Why do they think they can take their sweet time?  NO WE DON'T HAVE LIVES!  WE JUST WANT TO STAND HERE AND F&^%$#@! pose for the camera EVERY MINUTE OF OUR F&*^%$# LIVES!  JUST BECAUSE I AM IN A F*(&^%$ boyband doesn't mean I need to pose every F%&*($# minute! Abs: I'm too sexy for my shades...too sexy for my shades...too sexy...Damn you're hot Abs! Sean: No more drinking the night before an awards show again...the light!  THE LIGHT!  THE LIGHT!  It hurts my eyes! Ritchie: DAMN!  I wonder if those are real?  They look real!  Just lean out a little more Ms. reporter with extremely large melons...WHOA! Scott:  Why does Ricthie always have to have his arm around me?  NOW LOOK I have to hunch over just because the stupid F&%$ isn't as tall as me!  Why is he gripping so hard!                                   Abs: Look at me!  I’m a sexy bloke!  The chicks will die for this picture!  I’m not wearing a shirt!  Damn I’m sexy. Sean: Won't put my hand near Abs' nipple....Won't put my hand near Abs' nipple... Ritchie: I WON'T put my hands near Abs' nipple.  I KNOW flash the Five sign!  HA!  Nowhere near his nipple! Scott: Hey I wonder if Sean is touching Abs' nipple?  Maybe if I look out the corner of my eye I can see.  I have to be sly now here Scott... J: I can't F&*$%$# believe Scott has his arm around my neck.  He's hiding my arm muscles from view!  Stupid Abs without a shirt!  Everyone knows I look better showing some skin.                                                Scott:  And these little men went to the market, these little men had roast beef, these little men had none, these little men went home, and THESE little men are ALL ALONE Abs: If 3 comes after 2 and 4 comes before 5 then...WHY don't I know this!  1,2,3,4,5...WHY don't I know what comes after Five?  THINK ABS THINK....1,2,3,4,5...                                            Scott:  This is a sincere pose to show you all how we’re close. Nobody knows that I REALLY hate Abs...stupid perfect eyebrows!  ONE of these days I'm going to shave them off...then what would he have?  NOTHING.  Abs:  Scott is so stupid!  Look at his damn hair!  Didn't the spike thing teach him nothing!    I can’t wait until I can stop pretending we’re actually close!                                    Abs:  Here we F&*$#@! again!  Pose with J Abs!  Pose with J Abs!  No I don't have anywhere to go, I'd rather stand here and pose with F&^%$#@ J!  Stupid F*&^%$# teenybopper!  J: She looks over 18.  I wonder if she can tell I think she's hot?  She knows I'm better looking that Abs right?  I mean come on I actually HAVE ABS!                                                        Ritchie:  This is our ghetto gang hand sign. Scott:  Yeah, we’re not like all those other boy bands!  You mess with us, and I’ll have Ritchie here beat your bloody arses!  He could take you!  He looks girly but he could take you!                                                                      Scott:  Abs doesn't know I'm here!  I'm so SLICK!  He can't even tell I'm right above him!  Hey J!  Hey RITCH!  SEAN!  I told you Abs wouldn't notice I'm here! Abs: No it isn't obvious that you are standing above me Scott!  Can't I read this Cosmo in peace!  I need to know the ten sexiest things a woman can do to a man! I know Richelle can't believe it either!  She'll take you back for more!