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HORNY MC WHACK Have you ever seen a person that oozes sexuality out of his fingertips and onto the fretboard? He truly is the lick master as his hoards of lady friends will surely verify. In response to rumours surrounding his romance with Jelena Dokic (prior to the removal of the mole) Horny has stated "It was only once...okay, twice... but I was drunk at least one of those times". It seems like if she wants another go at Horny she'll have to take a number and wait in line. So when asked to comment about his popularity with the ladies his reply was "Hey, if there's grass on the wicket, then she is old enough to play cricket". | 
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