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Chapter 9 HOME? Monkey- Roar. Brynn- NOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesse- Brynn, I think I'll give him to you! Aren't I so sweet? He can be your new pet! Brynn- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. Caroline- Brynn, I know its kind of disturbing that Jesse wants to give you a monkey as a PET, but why are you so frightened by the monkey? Brynn- (telepathically sends Caroline this message: 'The Yankees lost to the Anaheim Angels in the playoffs this year. The Anaheim fans are possessed by something called the "rally monkey". It's a videotape of a live monkey holding a sign that says 'let's go angels' and its played whenever the angels are about to score. In support of the "monkey" all the fans bring their own stuffed monkeys and jump up and down swinging them around their heads for the ENTIRE GAME. IT SCARES ME.') Caroline- OH. Greg- What? No one said anything. Caroline- ::grins evilly:: Brynn- AH! THE MONKEY IS COMING! Brynn and Caroline- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Jesse- The monkey loves you! Brynn and Caroline- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Jesse and the monkey continue chasing Brynn and Caroline throughout the theater. (1 hour later) Brynn- I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caroline- ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Camie- ME THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesse- ME NINE!!!!!!!!!!!! Greg- Um Jesse, its "four". Four comes after three. Jesse- Oh, right. ME SEVEN!!!!!!!!! Brynn, Caroline, and Camie- Idiot. Brynn, Caroline, and Camie sit down dejectedly on the curb while Frankie, Jesse, and Greg continue to chase the monkey. Brynn- Will we EVER get home? Caroline and Camie- Probably not. Brynn- You know what we need? One of those happy endings, like in the Disney movies. Like when Ariel marries Eric! Sigh. Caroline- You are very odd, you know. Brynn- I know. (10 minutes later) tiny red crab- Did somebody say "one of those happy endings, like in the Disney movies"? Caroline and Camie both point at Brynn. Brynn- SEBASTIAN? tiny red crab- Yes, that's me. Tagging along after MORE teenagers. This seems to be my full time job nowadays. Brynn- DID YOU COME TO RESCUE US? Sebastian- NO, I came to entertain you with my musical talents. Caroline- Wow, a sarcastic crab! This is cool. Brynn- Um Caroline, I don't think he was being sarcastic. Sebastian- The seeweed is always greener, in somebody else's lake! You think about going up there, but that is a big mistake! ::dances:: Caroline- Good point. So....now we're stuck here not only with DREAMSTREET, but with A SINGING CRAB? Brynn- Its great, huh? Well, except for the Dreamstreet part...and the monkey...::shudders:: Camie- Can you PLEASE save us? Sebastian- Save you? Oh right, of course. I knew I was forgetting something. Brynn, Caroline, and Camie- THANK YOU. Sebastian- Ok, everyone get in a circle and hold hands. Caroline- What are we, 4 year olds? Sebastian- This is DISNEY we're talking about. Do you want to be rescued or not? Caroline- Ok, ok. Sebastian- Now, at the count of three, everyone is going to say "FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH". Scream it at the top of your lungs, and repeat it five times. One...two....three. Brynn, Caroline, Camie, and Sebastian- "FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH. FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH. FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH. FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH. FISH FISH FISH SCHMEE FISH." ::BANG:: ::POOF:: ::CRASH:: Brynn- Um, Sebastian, why am I all wet? Sebastian- Oops. Camie- THIS ISN'T HOME. IT'S ATLANTICA.
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