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Chapter 10 Atlantica. Caroline- Um� Thanks you idiotic crab. We can�t exactly BREATHE underwater you know. Sebastian- I know. Camie- Cair� what do you think you�re doing now? Caroline- um�hold on I know this one. Brynn- you�re breathing. Caroline- I WAS GONNA SAY THAT Camie- getting the picture yet? Caroline- uh� Camie- WE CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER Caroline- Oh cool! Camie- How the heck did you get to be a year older than me? Caroline- it�s called age Camie- oh thank you Wise One. Caroline- you�re welcome oh Sarcastic One Brynn- Schmee. Sebastian, thanks for trying to save us, but you forgot 3 tiny little details� Sebastian- Oh really? Like what human girl? Brynn- 1. Jesse. Caroline- 2. Greg. Camie- 3. Frankie. Jesse, Frankie and Greg- HI! Sebastian- oh clam shells. Sorry. Brynn- you�re not the one stuck with these idiots. Jesse- where? What idiots? Do they have purple arms? Caroline- wow. God he is really dumb. Jesse- who? Camie- he�s the dumbest dumb person in all of� this weird place Brynn- ITS CALLED ATLANTICA! WHERE FISHES AND MERMAIDS LIVE! Random merman- and me! Brynn- and him. Jesse- I SEE YOU FISH BOY! YOU�RE CHECKING OUT MY GIRL AREN�T YOU? HUH? Random merman- I�m going out with Melody, Ariel�s daughter, dude. Jesse- WEIRD FISH BOY! Camie- nice comeback Jess Greg- I taught him everything he knows Caroline- that explains a lot. Greg- cool Frankie- monkey? Sebastian- I DID SOMETHING RIGHT! Brynn- yeah� and you did more things wrong. Caroline- I�m really wet. I don�t like this. I mean, I love swimming and I love the ocean but this is too much. There�s a freaking merman for God�s sake! Sebastian- Don�t mind him. He�s just looking for Mel-Mel. Camie- what kind of a retarded name is Mel-Mel? Jesse- um� a retarded one! Frankie- Good job Jesse. Jesse- THANKIES! Brynn- I lost a shoe somewhere� SHOE! COME BACK SHOE! SHOE! Caroline- It won�t hear you Brynn. Shoes don�t have ears. Brynn- And how would you know? Have you ever had a conversation with one? Huh? Caroline- Can�t say I have. Brynn- SHOE! Jesse- (talking to a shoe) Well now Mr. Brynn�s shoe, you are very cool now, aren�t you? Yes you are! Dude you are one cool shoe! (laughs) HA! HAHA! WHAT A GREAT JOKE! YOU�RE HILARIOUS! Brynn- Um. That�s my missing shoe. Jesse- He�s really cool you know Brynn- I know. BUT ITS MY SHOE AND GIVE IT BACK Jesse- here you go buttercup! Caroline- BUTTERCUP? BUTTERCUP?!? Greg- I uh� do you want a nickname too? How bout um� I GOT IT! Cairbear! Caroline- that sure took a lot of thought. Greg- it was stressful Caroline- NO I DON�T WANT A NICKNAME FROM YOU Greg- Ok Cairbear Caroline- stop Greg- PEZ! Caroline- no pez. N-o P-e-z Greg- PEZZY! Random Merman- you surface creatures are very odd. Can I turn you into mermaids? Greg- I don�t swing that way! I swear I had this conversation with Chris like� 5 chapters ago or something Caroline- other way around Greg- oh. Shoot. Sebastian- I�M GETTING BORED OF YOU. YOU WANT A DISNEY HAPPY ENDING? KISS, GO BACK HOME AND LEAVE ME TO MY CRUSTACEAN SELF! Greg- COOL Jesse- YAY Frankie- SWEET Caroline- stupid crab. Brynn- gee look at the time� Sebastian GET US HOME. NOW. Sebastian- Fine fine fine. Clap your feet together and wish upon a fish. Chant, �FISH FISH FISH. FISH FISH FISH.� And you�ll be� home�I guess Frankie- Cool dude. Sebastian- I am a crustacean crab human boy, NOT A COOL DUDE, MAN Sebastian (mutters)- teenagers. Jesse- I�M COOL Brynn- that was so random� and for me to say that� it means you are REALLY REALLY REALLY random. Fish. Random fish- HUMAN! Brynn- FISH Random fish- HUMAN Brynn- FISH FISH FISH FISH Random fish- HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN� OH NEVERMIND. Brynn- Ha. I am victorious. Jesse- I thought you were Brynn. Caroline- She is. Jesse- then who�s Victorious? ::Everyone sighs:: Jesse- WHO IS VICTORIOUS? WHAT KIND OF A FREAKY NAME IS THAT ANYWAY? IT�S LIKE� WEIRD Camie- It�s not a name stupid. Jesse- then why did Brynn say she was �Victorious�? Caroline- Jesse� did you ever pass 2nd grade? Jesse- Um� I think. QUICK, GREG, QUIZ ME! Greg- what�s 2+2? Jesse- 22! I STILL GOT IT! WOO HOO! Brynn- now that was sad. Jesse- it wasn�t sad! I�m HAPPY! Sad and happy are different things, Brynnie. Haha. I�m smarterer! Caroline- not if you use the word, �smarterer�, which by the way, ISN�T A WORD. Jesse- cool beans Brynn- NO COOL. NO BEANS. NO COOL BEANS. Frankie- Ha. Monkey. Caroline and Camie- You are all idiots. Greg- dudes� Girlfriends of dudes� where�s that crab thing? Caroline- you mean Sebastian? OH MY GOD GREG DID YOU SIT ON HIM? Greg- ::stands up:: Um� no. Brynn- ::points over a sea cliff thing:: HE WENT OVER THAT SEA CLIFF THING! HE CAN�T LEAVE US! HE WENT INTO THE PRETTY GOLDEN PALACE!! Greg- FOLLOW THE LEADER! Dude I rule at this game. Frankie- no� that was your little sister. Greg- was not. Frankie- WAS TOO Greg- WAS NOT TIMES 1 Frankie- WAS NOT TIMES 2 Greg- WAS NOT TIMES� Caroline and Camie- SHUT UP! Jesse- Ha ha ha you are so funny Brynn- Jesse. Just get off your butt and follow us to the castle. Jesse- Can I walk? Caroline- we�re underwater. It might be a tad hard, but go ahead. Jesse- ::tries to walk and floats upward:: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Greg- he�s gotta stop doing that. One of these days it�ll hurt him� Frankie- sweet! Greg- sounds good to me. Brynn- ONWARD MARCH EVERYONE! HUT TWO THREE FOUR, HUT TWO THREE FOUR� Caroline- I won�t live through this you know. Brynn- oh. HUT TWO THREE FOUR, HUT TWO THREE FOUR� Camie- we�re all going to die. Caroline- oh believe me, I know. Brynn- HUT TWO THREE FOUR, HUT TWO THREE FOUR�
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