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Chapter 8. Revenge is sweet�like Pez. Greg- Jesse you idiot, help me find them! Jesse- Candy? Greg- no idiot, our GIRLFRIENDS. Jesse- (points to his shoe.) They went that-a-way! Greg- I�m afraid they do not inhabit your shoe Jess. Jesse- then they went out the door. Greg- no, really? Jesse- really! Greg- never mind. Caroline and Brynn are half way out the door when they realize 4 things. 1. They can�t drive 2. They don�t have a car 3. Caroline�s mom dropped them off and won�t be back until 10 to pick them up And 4. Brynn left her Swedish Fish inside the movie. Caroline- Smooth Brynn. Brynn- FISH! MUST HAVE FISH! Caroline angrily walks inside, when a voice filled with Southern Twang fills the air. Brynn- NO! Caroline- RUN! (they run right into Greg and Jesse, who finally realized they left and were coming to get them) Caroline- THIS. IS. A. NIGHTMARE. Greg- no, no, no, we�re a DREAM. Hence the �dream street� thing. Caroline- not you. Greg- oh. Jesse- Honeycakes� Mildred- HOWDY Y�ALL! OH MY GAWD! ITS GREG AND JESSE! (Mildred shrieks, causing people to turn and stare.) Random people- SHUT YOUR MOUTH Mildred- HI! Greg-um, hey Jesse- Hi )Brynn and Caroline start screaming) Mildred- CAN I KISS YOU? CAN I HUG YOU? CAN I�MARRY YOU? Greg- my girlfriend will be upset�and you sort of frighten me. Caroline- I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND PHYSCO BOY Jesse- Yeah, my honeypie might hurt you Brynn- ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME? Jesse- Candy Brynn- ok as long as you don�t say anything about Aaron Carter, I won�t hurt you. GIVE ME MY SWEDISH FISH. NOW! Jesse- (smiles) I love how you yell at me with your sweet soprano voice, my angel Brynn- YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK! FISH! Jesse- (whispers loudly to Greg) She totally digs me Greg- (whispers back just as loudly) Dude I know. Caroline thinks I am SUCH a hottie Caroline and Brynn- AAAAHHH (caroline pulls out her cell phone and dials a number.) Caroline- CAMIE. Camie- um� hey� Cair� best cousin in the land�haha? Caroline- YOU ARE SO DEAD. Camie- it was a good prank wasn�t it? Caroline- haha yeah, it was, but guess what? Camie- what? Caroline- they DIDN�T SHOW UP. (winks at Brynn.) Can you get your mom to drive you here? Please? We bought the tickets and we�re really bored. Please Cam? Camie- oh ok, I�ll be there ASAP! Caroline- (grins evilly.) Thanks Cam! Seeya soon! Caroline flipped her cell phone shut and handed it to Greg. Caroline- Greg� tell Frankie that Camie wants to go out with him, and to meet us here as soon as possible. Greg- Pez! Caroline- No, Frankie Greg- oh ok After the plans have been arranged, Brynn has consumed an entire package of Swedish Fish, and Caroline has somehow managed to get Matt to drive Mildred home, Camie and Frankie arrive, within 5 minutes of each other. Camie- Hey Brynn, hey Cair Caroline- CAMIE! HI! Frankie- hi sweetie Camie- WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING HERE? Caroline- Let�s just say, �revenge is sweet.� Greg- almost as sweet as Pez? Brynn- no Jesse- I, WANT CANDY, BUH BUH BA BUH BUH Jesse begins to dance to Aaron Carter�s, �I Want Candy� and Brynn smacks him hard. Jesse- cool beans! Brynn- that neither cool nor a bean. WHAT IS WITH YOU? Jesse- you�re with me, silly! Brynn- wow you are very dense. Congratulations. Jesse- thank you! (Jesse takes a bow and blows a kiss to Brynn) Caroline- OK that was sad. Camie- this is very funny Cair. Very funny. Hilarious. Caroline- I know Camie- that was sarcasm Caroline- I know (Jesse is sitting on a bench and talking to an old lady next to him.) Greg- Dude� she�s 80 Jesse- SHE IS 79 YEARS OLD YOUNG MAN Brynn- WHAT DID YOU DO NOW? Jesse- well, Dorothy and I were just talking about her cat in Georgia. Brynn- SOUTHERN! NO! Dorothy- I�m southern y�all Camie- Really? I could NOT tell from your overalls, mud stains and that pig in your suitcase. Dorothy- y�all is super nice! Jesse- Well, Dorothy, we must bid adue. To you, and you, and you and you and you�Goodnight�Goodnight� Caroline- THIS IS NOT THE SOUND OF MUSIC JESSE. PLEASE SHUT UP. Frankie- So�Can I call you �Cam-I-diddle�? Camie- Why the heck would you call me that? Frankie- It rhymes with �Melon-spiddle� Camie- You�re really bizarre. Frankie- Monkey! Camie- no, bizarre. As in, YOU are BIZARRE. Frankie- MONKEY! Camie rolls her eyes. Camie- you are such an idiot Greg- Not really, he just saw the Producer of Dream Street in the car from Colorado with the monkey angrily driving past you guys. Camie- Oh. Frankie- monkey monkey monkey Producer person- EVERYONE BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. MY MONKEY, CHARLES ALABASTER THE 4TH, WILL CAPTURE YOU ALL! HAHA! Monkey- Roar. Frankie, Camie, Caroline, Brynn, Greg and Jesse- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Everyone screams REALLY loudly and runs away from the evil Producer and his monkey. Monkey- Roar.
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