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Chapter 7. MOVIE. ::ring ring:: Caroline- Brynn! The phone is ringing! Brynn- Oh. Caroline- ...? Aren't you going to get it? Brynn- Right. ::picks up phone:: SCHMEE. Camie- Geeze, Brynn, you *need* to stop doing that. You are going to scare someone. Brynn- Hey Camie! Camie- Hi. Um, would you and Caroline meet me at the Westchester movie theather tonight at 6? Brynn- That was random. Camie- Well? Brynn- Why? Camie- Um....er....you see....there's this....FISH....yeah...at the movie theater. Brynn- COOL. We'll meet you there! ::hangs up phone:: Caroline- Why did Camie call? Brynn- She wants us to meet at the Westchester movie theater tonight at 6. She says there's a FISH there! Caroline- A fish? Brynn- Yep. We better get ready to go, don't want to be late now do we? Caroline- A fish? Brynn- I'll be in the shower! ...2 hours later...at the Westchester movie theater... Caroline- Brynn? I don't see a fish. Brynn- DON'T GIVE UP YET! WE WILL FIND HIM! Caroline- You're right. ::screams:: HAS ANYONE SEEN A FISH? random people- ... Caroline- Uh oh. Brynn- Do you see the fish?! Caroline- No. But I really really really wish I did. Brynn- Yeah...me too. FISH, where are you? Caroline- Brynn, look over there. Am I seeing things? Brynn- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. Caroline- I was afraid of that. Jesse- Hey, girls! Sorry we're late for our date! Hey that rhymed! Greg- Shut up Jesse. Brynn- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. Jesse- Yeah I missed you too baby. Caroline- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Greg- Hehe. Good one. Now stop kidding around- you know why we're here! Brynn and Caroline- WE DO?! Jesse- Of course! We're your BOYFRIENDS! Brynn and Caroline- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. Greg- Aw, Jesse, aren't they sweet? Jesse- Yeah. Now come on, we can't be late for our movie! ...2 minutes later... Jesse- I WANT CANDY. Brynn- Oh my goodness. He did NOT just say that. Jesse- I WANT CANDY. Brynn- HELP! Caroline! He's singing an Aaron Carter song! Caroline- ::stomping around theater chanting 'Camie...Camie...':: Brynn- CAROLINE! Caroline- Yeah? ::continues the stomping:: Brynn- JESSE IS SINGING AN AARON CARTER SONG. Caroline- I think he just wants candy. (Jesse is pounding on the glass thing that is in front of the candy) Brynn- Hmm...I guess you're right. JESSE- why don't you just, you know, buy some? Jesse- AHA! I'VE GOT IT! I THINK I'LL BUY SOME! Brynn- WHERE IS THE FISH? WHY AM I STUCK WITH THESE LUNATICS? Caroline- Camie....Camie....Camie.... Brynn- OH. You mean, she did this? random people- ::applause:: Brynn- What was she thinking? That we would actually LIKE these weirdos? Greg- JESSE! THEY LIKE US! Brynn- I never said that. Caroline- I think she was plotting with Lexie and Phoebe. Brynn- Oh, well, that would explain a lot. ...5 minutes later...in the theater... Jesse- Yum! I like candy! ::eats some:: Greg- PEZ. Caroline- Uh oh. Greg- PEZ. I FORGOT TO GET MY PEZ. Caroline- Well then, by all means, GO GET IT. AND DON'T COME BACK. Greg- PEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs out of theater:: Brynn- Very smooth Cair. If only I could get rid of Jesse.... Jesse- YUM YUM YUM I LOVE CANDY YUM. Brynn- Ok, so what movie are we seeing anyways? THE LITTLE MERMAID? Caroline- If only. Jesse- We're seeing, The Biggest Fan! Brynn- The biggest FAN? What, like the one in my living room? Jesse- CHRIS IS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM?! BRYNN, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! Brynn- Chris is an air conditioning appliance? No wonder. Jesse- IS HE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM OR NOT? Brynn- NO, weirdo. Never mind. Jesse- OK! ::continues eating his candy:: ::door to theater opens. Greg parades down aisle:: Greg- PEZ! I GOT MY PEZ! PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ! random people- SHUT UP. Greg- Pez. Caroline- NO. He's back. Greg- PEZ! Caroline- Stop. saying. that. Greg- Pez. Caroline and Brynn- Pathetic. Greg- PEZ! ....5 hours later.... Brynn- Who decided to make this terrible movie 5 HOURS LONG?! Jesse- I did. Brynn- YOU DID? Jesse- Yep. Brynn- How? WHY? Jesse- Um, because, the movie's called "The Biggest Fan", so, you know, I told Chris to make it big. Brynn- You know, there's a difference between "big" and "5 hours long". Jesse- Hey, it's not 5 hours long! That's not long at all! Caroline- How long is it? Just tell us. Please. Jesse- I forget. Something like 8 hours, maybe 10. Brynn and Caroline- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Brynn- THAT'S IT. Caroline- WE'RE LEAVING. Brynn- GOODBYE. Jesse- Hey, Greg, where did they go? Greg- Pez. Jesse- Candy.
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