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Chapter 6. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S Lexie- I�M BORED. Phoebe- I�m boreder. Camie- you�re both BOR-ING. Lexie- CAMIE, DO YOU HAVE DREAM STREET�S ADDRESS? Camie- Unfortunately, yes. Lexie- AWESOME! Camie- why�? Phoebe- can you� Lexie-� DRIVE US TO THEIR HIGH SCHOOLS? Camie- What, are you like stalking them? Lexie- POSSIBLY. BUT WE�RE NOT INSANE PEOPLE, WE JUST THINK THEY ARE HOT. Camie- good enough for me. I don�t have anything to do today� we all the day off from school� As long as you don�t set me up with Frankie or whatever, I�m cool. Phoebe- Can Sissy and Cair come too? Lexie- IT WILL BE FUN! Camie- well� haha I thought up a good idea! Lexie- REALLY? WOW! Camie- thanks Lex. Want to hear my idea? Phoebe- not really. Lexie- IS IT SNEAKY? Camie- yup! Lexie- TELL ME! Camie- OK, well, we will find out if Dream Street likes any of us, which I hope they don�t, but if one of them likes Caroline or Brynn, we can anonymously set them up! Haha it�s perfect! And� you guys can stalk them or whatever. Lexie- I LIKE THAT IDEA CAM! Phoebe- me too! I won�t get in trouble, right? Camie- Nope� It�ll all be because of me� I still need to get Caroline back for making me go to their stupid concert with you guys anyway. IT�S PERFECT! Lexie- COOL! Camie- let�s like, be spies! Lexie- I WANT A COOL CODE NAME! Camie- How bout �Annoying One� Lexie- CAN I BE, �BOOYLICIOUS�? Camie- No more MTV for you, but OK. Phoebe- I�ll be �Soccer Chica!� Camie- And I, I will be, �SNEAKY ONE!� Lexie- SNEAKER? Camie- No� ok I�ll just be �Camie�. Whatever. Phoebe- Let�s go! Camie- One problem though� I can�t exactly drive� Lexie- CALL THE WEIRD PERSON WHO DROVE US LAST TIME? Camie- you mean Bob? OK sure! Camie dials 1-800-BOB-ME (not actual number. Please don�t be stupid enough to call) Camie- Hi, Bob? Bob- hi! How may I help you? Camie- It�s Camie. Uh� I guess my cousin and her friend know you because you drove us to the mall place thing yesterday� Bob- oh yes! You girls were so very nice! Camie- um� thanks� anyway, I was wondering if you would like, drive me, my little sister and Brynn�s little sister all around New York today? Bob- ooh! Road trip! Yay! Sure hun, but what for? Camie- My little sister and her friend are stalking some members of some lame boy band� up for it? Bob- cool! Sure! Seeya in 5 minutes! 5 minutes later� Bob- buckle up! Lexie- OK WEIRD LADY. Bob- oh, just call me bob! Camie- Right. Bob- So� where to first? Camie- Where do you guys want to stalk first? Lexie- LET�S STALK UM� JESSE AND MATT! Camie- Bob, drive us to Westchester, New York! Bob- FUN! Once they arrive� Camie- OK, we have our walkie-talkies, spy code names, spy clothes� ok nevermind that, but anyway, and� um� we have Lexie�s extreme loudness. Lexie- I�M NOT LOUD CAMIE! Camie- of course not. OK! We are set to go! Camie pushed open the doors and immediately struck a �Charlie�s Angels� spy pose near the door, by the shadows. Camie- Oh well, this is one way to spend a day off from school� The bell to lunch immediately set off and students of all ages immediately consumed the hall. Camie let out a small yelp, but grabbed Lexie�s hand. Except� it wasn�t there. Camie groaned and took off down the hall, completely aggravated. So it wasn�t her fault when she walked into the boy�s locker room. Camie had no clue what was going on, but she walked all through the locker room, and back out the door. No Lexie or Phoebe. Camie entered a classroom at random, and took a seat next to a guy with familiar looking albino-ness. Matt- Yo, aren�t you that Camie girl that Frankie�s got the hots for? Camie- excuuuse me, I�m TRYING to find my little sister and her friend! Matt- I can help. Teacher- MATTHEW BALLINGER AND UNKNOWN GIRL! UNKNOWN GIRL, WHY ARE YOU HERE? ANSWER ME! Camie- Jeez, get off my back! I�m in the middle of a walkie-talkie call here! Teacher- Young missy, I suggest you walk on down to the Principal�s office. Matt- Oh, no, she�s looking for her little sister. Teacher- Do I LOOK like I care? Matt- not really� just let her make the call Teacher- fine, fine, whatever! Teacher- (muttering to herself) I�ll never understand kids. Camie- (on walkie-talkie) LEXIE, WHERE ARE YOU? Everyone in the class gives Camie a weird look. Camie- What? Haven�t you ever seen someone trying to find their little annoying and LOUD sister? Kid in class- COOL! Camie- Freak. Lexie- (on walkie-talkie) CAMIE, I�M SITTING NEXT TO JESSE AT LUNCH! Camie- good for you Lex. Have a blast. Phoebe- I�m here too! Camie- Hi. Lexie- WELL, BYE CAMIE! SEE YOU LATER! Camie- yeah right, Lex! I�m coming to get you. WE HAVE A PLAN, REMEMBER? Kid in class- COOL! Camie- Again. Freak. The class ends and Matt walks Camie to the lunchroom. Camie- Can you like, go now? Matt- We�re both going to find Jesse� Camie- Whatever. Camie walks into the lunchroom and sees Lexie flirting with a couple of Jesse�s friends, and Phoebe smiling up at Jesse happily. Camie- ALEXANDRA! Lexie- UH OH. Camie and Matt walk over to Jesse�s table and Camie takes Phoebe and Lexie�s hands. Lexie- JEEZ CAMIE! COULD YOU BE ANY MORE EMBARRASSING? Camie- I could tell them some stories� Lexie- OK, FINE� YOU COULD BE MORE EMBARRASSING. Camie- Yeah. Obviously. Jesse, you like Brynn, right? Or Caroline? And, please God, don�t say you like me. Jesse- I like the Brynn one. Camie- OK good. How would you like to go out with her tonight? Jesse- YEAH BABY! Tonight�s Friday, so want us to go to a movie? Camie- you bet. Brynn will meet you at um� the Westchester movie theater at 6 for� Jesse- How bout �The Biggest Fan�? That�s Chris� new movie! Camie- He�s in a movie about one of those air conditioning things? That explains a lot. Jesse- um� not following. Camie- um� not surprised. Jesse- ok! See you later! Camie- Much. Camie dragged Phoebe and Lexie behind her and they all walked out of the school and into Bob�s car. Bob- where to now girls? Camie- LONG ISLAND BABY! Bob- ok girls! Once they arrive� Camie- OK this time, would you PLEASE stay with ME? Lexie- OK CAMIE. JEEZ, DON�T GO CRAZY OR ANYTHING. Phoebe- why not? Sissy would let me! Camie- Yeah right. Phoebe- She would! Camie- Nuh-uh. All 3 walk over to a bench, not noticing they are sitting right next to Greg. Greg- Yo� aren�t you Caroline�s cousin�and�um�small people? Camie- you sure are a smart one. Greg- Smartest in my class. Camie- I�m sorry to hear that. Anyway� do you like Caroline? Brynn�s already taken� heh heh. Greg- duh. Greg turns to Lexie. Greg- By the way, thanks mucho for her number Lexie- ANYTIME AMIGO Camie- OOK, anyway, so do you want to go out with her? Greg- YEAH. Camie- (muttering) Cair�s gonna kill me� haha oh well Greg- did you just say, �Fairs are pills, nana the well?� Camie- No� not only does that not make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER, I am not a deranged 80 year old person who talks like a sheep. Greg- Oh. Ok. Camie- So� um� meet her and Brynn there at�6� yeah� at the Westchester movie theater place. Greg- Sweet. Camie- (unwraps a package of Pez candies and a cow holder thing) Greg- PEZ! MY BELOVED PEZ! Camie- Whoa, back off there dude. Greg- PEZ! GIMME! Camie takes Lexie and Phoebe�s hands, runs to the car, and Bob takes off like a speeding bullet. They finally lose Greg at the highway� but they can still hear his frantic calls for �PEZ!� behind them. Camie (smiles)- Life is sweet. Greg- PEZ!!!!!!!!
Chapter 7
