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Chapter 4. Signing. Dream Street (Nightmare Avenue) was sitting down at their little table, pens held in their hands, and they were� talking. Greg- Think we�ll see those hot chicks? PSYCHOTIC FANS # 1,2,3 AND 48- WHO? US! YEAH! Jesse- No. Not you. Fans- oh. Frankie- now that girl with the light brown hair, she�s way hot Greg- I like the blonde one Jesse- which blonde one? Greg- The blonde one with bluish eyes? Jesse- which blonde one with bluish eyes? Greg- Would you just shut up? Jesse- Which would you just shut up? Matt- Jesse� shut your mouth. Jesse- ok! Jesse- I like the Brynn one. Worm on the ground- SHE DOESN�T LIKE YOU! Greg- Yes, she loves him! Chris- WHO WAS THAT? Frankie- It was a worm, Chris. A Worm. Chris- WORMY! The doors and opened and Lexie and Phoebe drag Caroline, Brynn and Camie inside. They are the last ones in line. Luckily. 30 minutes later� Brynn- We haven�t moved. Caroline- YES WE HAVE. BRYNN, WE�RE UP HERE. Brynn- Oh. (Brynn moves.) 30 more minutes later. Brynn- We�re not up there yet. Lexie- BRYNN! YES WE ARE! WE�RE UP HERE! WE�RE THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT! JESSE SAYS HI! Brynn- I�ll stay back here then. Worm- with me? Brynn- Yes, with you. Worm- cool! Worm- HAHA JESSE SHE LIKES ME! Jesse- I�LL SHOW YOU, YOU� WORM! Brynn- Fight. Fight. Fight. Fish. (Brynn wanders off.) Jesse and the worm fight each other and the worm wins. Greg- Jess� that was really sad. Jesse- I know, I�m glad you guys are on my side. Greg- we�re not. Jesse- oh. Ok then. Frankie- (talking suavely to Camie) See, Jesse isn�t very� suave and� mature Camie- And you are? Frankie- Yeah. Camie- (rolls over on the floor and laughs hysterically.) Frankie- I�m also very funny? Camie laughs harder. Brynn- You� You� person! Jesse- me? Brynn- yeah� why are you hurting the worm? Jesse- Um� (looks down at the floor.) Jesse- Because he was going to steal you away from me? Brynn- FISH! Jesse- no, it�s Jesse actually. Brynn- not you. Jesse- me? Brynn- no. Jesse- what? Brynn- OH NARF Jesse- Who? Brynn- not you! It�s NOT A PERSON! Jesse- me? Brynn- YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER Frankie- hey I can sing that! Frankie- OVER, TAKIN ME OVER, OVER AND OVER, EVERY NIGHT, EVERY DAY! Greg- Bravo old chap! Caroline- when did you become English? Greg- in the last 5 seconds Caroline- oh. Brynn- WHY DID YOU SING? Frankie- what can I say? I GOT THE MUSIC IN ME! Matt- NO YOU DON�T! Lexie- WHY IS DREAM STREET SHOWING OFF YOUR OUR SISTERS AND MY COUSIN? Matt- you�re kinda loud Lexie- YOU�RE KINDA� Brynn- Albino? Lexie- WHO? Brynn- Never mind. Jesse- So who�s narf? Brynn- THERE IS NO Jesse- is he some other guy I should know about? Brynn- What? Jesse- you heard me, I mean, honestly, what kind of relationship IS this? Brynn- WE�RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP! Jesse- YES WE ARE Brynn- NO WE�RE NOT! Jesse- MOMMY! MY GIRLFRIEND IS MEAN! Mrs. McCartney- Boys� get a grip. Dream Street- OK! Brynn- thank you lady that I don�t know. Mrs. McCartney- you�re welcome! Greg- So� Caroline� can I call you? Caroline- No. Greg- you little kidder you. Caroline- I�m not little and I am not a kidder. Greg- you�re really pretty Caroline- you�re really ugly. Greg- And a sense of humor too! Wow! Caroline- � Greg- honestly, you crack me up! Chris- Greg� you�re failing miserably. Greg- no I�m not. Caroline- Yes, you are. Chris- why don�t we all go out sometime? Maybe you three have 2 other hot friends? Caroline- am I supposed to answer that? Chris- uh� what? Caroline- never mind spikey boy. Chris- I am one with my spikes. Caroline- good for you. Greg- so� what�s your number? Chris- Dude� I don�t swing that way Greg- NOT YOU CHRIS. Chris- OHHHHH. Caroline- Bye. Greg- We�ll see you girls tomorrow! Lexie gave us your numbers and addresses! Caroline- LEXIE? Lexie- IT�S DREAM STREET! Camie- Nightmare Avenue. Phoebe- DREAM STREET! Brynn- Nightmare Avenue. Lexie and Phoebe- DREAM STREET!!!!!!! Caroline- you know what I�m going to say. All 5 girls walked out of the signing place, leaving Dream Street with the worm. Worm- Brynn loves me! Jesse- DIE WORM DIE!
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