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Chapter 3. CON-CERT. Brynn, Caroline, Lexie, Phoebe and Lexie�s older sister Camie are in the car driving to the Dream Street concert. Phoebe and Lexie- IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. Brynn- I wish this whole thing never happened. Caroline- And we�re not even there yet. Lexie- I LOVE YOU FRANKIE! Phoebe- I LOVE YOU MORE JESTER! Brynn- Again with the �ster�. Caroline- Yeah. Camie- Why are we doing this again? And why are we in a car? WE CAN�T DRIVE. Caroline- Bob�s driving. Camie- WHO THE HECK IS BOB? Caroline- Him. (points to a happy looking woman with a flower pot on her head) Bob- HI! Camie- Cair� Brynn� you guys have totally lost it. YOU�RE LETTING A FLOWERPOT DRIVE OUR NONEXISTENT CAR! Caroline- Cool. Camie- NOT COOL! Caroline- Did you say something? Brynn- me? No. Camie- AAAHHHH-ING! Caroline- I note the addition of the �ing� to the scream. Camie- Just trying to branch away from the whole �normal� thing. Brynn- yeah. It�s so overrated. Fish. Caroline- Um� yeah. Fishy? Brynn- FISH. Bob- We�re here girlies! (5 minutes later) Brynn- HOW THE HECK DID WE GET FRONT ROW SEATS?! Phoebe and Lexie- (grin evily) Caroline- Never mind. We don�t want to know. Phoebe- Um� throughtout this whole concert thing� can you guys pretend that you�re orphans and that we�re all going to die soon? Lexie- YEAH. THAT�S HOW WE GOT THE SEATS. Caroline- I said NOT to tell me. Brynn- (starts moaning) I feel faint. Phoebe- Do you feel� dead? Brynn- No. Phoebe- Well� actually� nevermind. Just� enjoy the concert! Caroline- � Brynn- � Camie- � Lexie- FINE. WE WILL! Caroline- Yeee-ah� Have fun with that. Brynn- Fishy fish. Camie- Oh NO. They�re on the stage! Like, 5 FEET FROM US? UGH. Lexie- THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAR YOU CAMIE, I WISH YOU WOULDN�T COMPLAIN SO MUCH ABOUT DREAM STREET. THEY ARE THE BEST EVER!!! Brynn, Caroline, and Camie- Don�t you mean NIGHTMARE AVENUE?! (whole place goes silent) Caroline- HI! YOU�VE JUST SEEN A SCENE FROM OUR NEW PLAY, WHEN IT HAPPENS NOT ALL THE TIME! BE SURE TO BUY TICKETS! Brynn- Um� Caroline- YEAH! DON�T MIND US! Dream Street- (confused.) Greg- AND NOW� US! Caroline- rude much? Greg- what was that? Caroline- nothing! Lexie- SHE SAID, RUDE MUCH? Caroline- Thanks Lex. Camie- DON�T MIND US! Frankie- you�re hot! Camie- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Brynn crawls under her seat and tries to make her way towards the exit. Caroline and Camie follow her. Greg- WELL, NOW ITS THAT TIME WHEN WE BRING UP 5 LUCKY GIRLS TO DANCE WITH US! (Frankie takes Camie�s hand, Jesse takes Brynn�s and Greg takes Caroline�s.) Lexie- NO!!! US!! FRANKSTER!! Phoebe- JESTER!! (They wave their fan signs hard and really high.) Matt- hey girlies! Phoebe- You�re gay. Matt take�s Phoebe�s hand and Chris brings Lexie up. Lexie- I DON�T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. YOU�RE KIND OF� SPIKEY. Brynn- How did we get up here? I thought we were under those seats over�there� Brynn, Caroline, and Camie turn around and see Frankie, Jesse, and Greg. They all scream and run around in circles. PSYCHOTIC FAN #1- NO! WE WANT THEM! GREG! FRANKIE! JESSE! YOU�RE ALL MINE! Greg- (panics.) Frankie- that was a big thought-word for you Greg. Greg- I try. Caroline- TO BE STUPID?! Lexie- CAROLINE! HOW DARE YOU? Caroline- Thanks for screaming into my ear Lex. Lexie- YOU�RE WELCOME. Caroline, Brynn and Camie sit down on the stage and trip the 3 idiots. Lexie smacks Chris halfway through and Phoebe hugs Matt. Greg- This is� fun? Jesse- I really like the Brynn one! Brynn- I DON�T LIKE YOU. Jesse- Who wouldn�t like me? Brynn- ME. Jesse- Me? I like myself just mighty fine� whatever� I�ll talk to YOU later, hunnypie. Brynn- Narf! Caroline- that was an ANGRY narf. Brynn- NARF. Greg- we�ll see you girls after the concert! Right? Caroline- No. Camie- Ugh� Brynn- Smarf. They run off stage and sit on the curb looking at dandelions. Phoebe and Lexie are stuck with Chris and Matt. Horror.
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