Dear Mr. Reed,
I'm sure by now someone over at Athletics has clued you into this little
site, and I don't doubt that a couple of folks have compared me to the
Anti-Christ because of it. But fear not. I was the Anti-Christ before this
site came up. Just kidding.
But with that out of the way, I would like to welcome you, well, back
to Cleveland State. You no doubt have noticed that things have certainly
changed since last you were here as a student. There are a couple of new
buildings, and the State Assembly hates us, but what else is new?
With that said, I won't waste your time. You have become the AD. You
have enough things to work on over there. I'll come straight to the point.
I've read about the whole trying to work on the basketball attendance problem
and how you'll go door to door if you have to.
You don't have to convince me. I'll be there with bells and a FireRollie.com
t-shirt on. But say what you will about me. At least I'll be there. In
Cleveland, I can say people have grown completely disinterested in Vikings
hoops. And you did hit the nail right on the head. Winning has a lot to
do with it.
However, so does the team. Last season, Rollie's gang rolled over and
died, as if they wanted their coach to look like an incompetent boob. And
even when they won, it wasn't anything spectacular. The whole CSU hoops
experience was, to say the least, boring and mind-numbing.
To me, Rollie looks like a guy who would rather be hanging out on a
Florida golf course with Phil Rizzuto, Tommy Lasorda or whatever other
name he can drop than to be on the sidelines at the Convo. That's not progress.
That's a reason to be fired.
And I'm not the only one who thinks so. After their Horizon League tournament
loss to Detroit, I overheard conversations from CSU fans who were just
waiting for Rollie to get axed. But it never happened. Why is that? Of
course, you can't answer that just yet. You just got here.
Right now, men's basketball, particularly Rollie, is a giant anchor
weighing down the rest of the Athletic Dept. Do us all a favor. Cut the
anchor loose.
And, oh yeah, good luck.
Sincerely,
Bob McDonald
FireRollie.com Creator |