This is Andrew. Sure, he may seem a little bit like a Jackass from the picture, but he's a nice guy, I swear. He does nice things like drive around my neighborhood with Alex at 10:30 at night and blast oldies songs from his mom's SUV, which the transmission is wearing out on by the way, due to his insane driving skills. Although, recently Andrew got a new car, a Toyota Supra or something like that. Andrew has a whole slug of random dirty phrases that he likes to say. Next time he's around, I'll have him babble off into the Mic and I'll upload them to the website for your listening pleasure, but they're not for the weak of heart.
Andrew has a job at QFC, where he, I don't know what he does. All I know is that it's in the Mountlake Terrace location.
Andrew is cool because he is hillarious. Just flat out, if you could be in a room with him for 10 minutes without laughing, then I dub thee lame. Even lamer than Berne. You people had better vote for Andrew on the sexiness poll or else, because he is DAMN FINE.
Andrew had himself a bad situation with Best Buy. Click Here to read about it.