This is Alex. Alex has his mouth stitched shut in this picture. Good, I'm glad. Alex works at Hot Topic in Alderwood Mall, and he loves to piss off this 30 year old bald guy who works in a candy shop by making funny faces. That cock knock is trying to get Alex fired. How could you hate Alex, seriously?
Alex is either very comfortable with his sexuality, or just freaking crazy. He likes to do things like pull his pants down in the middle of the street, and cover his schlong with his hands and just jump around. He also stuck a peep in his ass crack and pretended to shit it out in an alley way between Blockbuster video and Safeway.
Alex is one of the Kool Kids. The Kool Kids like to hang out in front of Safeway, because that's the local hangout in K-Town. Alex is the lead camel Jockey, undefeated, in our camel fights that take place with all of us Kool Kids in the Safeway parking lot. Alex also likes to fight with his wallet chain, swinging it around trying to hit people.