I'm Looking Into a Career at Esso

My job doesn't suck as much now that I'm trusted to work on my own. I spend the first 5 hours of my shift reading and listening to music, then spend the last 3 cleaning and doing paperwork. Not only do i allow people to pay for gas and buy cigarettes, I'm making the world a better place.

I've met alot of interesting people already in my time at the gas station. Top three (thus far) in no particular order would have to be

• The 28 year old guy who wanted advice as to whether or not it was cool to take an 18 year old he worked with to his friends wedding. He assured me she was both hot, and horny. I suggested he take her and tell her to lie about her age should the situation turn sour upon their arrival.
• The native fellow who insisted on smoking pot in the store. I asked him to stop but was in no mood to be forceful with him. As he pointed out, "There ain't no tobacco in this pipe." Touche.
• The fat drunk guy who told me his friend was a dealer who hooked up with coke sluts on a regular basis. Apparently hot girls will do anything for the coke. Judging the book by its cover, I would have to say this guy gives away alot of coke.

I need to keep handing out resumes around town, but it's really hard to get out of bed before 3 pm. I swear that today I am going to do it. However, I have been known to swear before. Bitch.

Marty Pimps

Marty Intimidates whilst Celebrating