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The Ace of Spades Goes Undercover
After about a week of being a stinky hippie, I decided it was time to shave (and change my underwear). I'm tired of seeing small children grab for their mothers leg when they look at me and I smile in their direction. It's easier on my self esteem if I tell myself it's my facial hair causing the unrest.
Two point five razor later and I'm a new man. I can put my thick glasses back on and start writing songs about how broke my heart is and how I get made fun of while riding my scooter to the coffee house.
It has been well over twenty minutes since I changed my terrorist ways and my face is still burning. As with every time I shave, bloodshed was unavoidable. Unfortunatly this time I really took a hit. I toyed with the idea of a "halfstache" but scrapped it when I realized that I had already shaved the left side. I don't need people getting the wrong idea.
While ridding my face of my failed fashion statement I got to thinking, what ever happened to Whetter? I haven't seen her in a long while and my life just isn't the same. Even Marnie's adopted edginess lacks the free use of classy words like "twat". Life goes on.
Being a Loner Gives One Time to Think
Thus, 031482 Gladstone has been thinking. When people say, "that was the happiest day of my life", 031482 Gladstone has to ask, do you still have a reason to live? If the happiest days have already come and gone then what is there to look forward to? In most cases 031482 Gladstone imagines that it is just a figure of speech, but maybe people should pay more attention to what they are saying. Some dumb ass could be over analyzing it.The Ryan Is Back in Brandon
Unless a job rears its head in the next couple of days I will be pounding the mean streets of the B-city next Tuesday and Wednesday. I have a dentist appointment Wednesday morning and can't see myself getting out of bed at 6 AM to drive out.Word is that Marnie and M. Boles will be taking to the ice for an ass kicking on Tuesday. I think beer and air horns should be in attendance. I feel I should support Marty's hockey career ever since his hoop drems died. Let me know if you're intrested.
The Dark Days are Upon Us
Unfortunatly it is my duty to infor you all of another death in in the Tears of Fire family. Young Eddie Valiant has passed to a better place. Mr. Perfect and Apollo 14 have another playmate. Godspeed little fella, godspeed. |  |