My days are numbered...

Scary thought.

I'm moving in with my cousin in the Wpg for a couple of months, and I'm going to see how it plays out from there. While I will be back often I would still like everyone to come to the BBQ on thursday. It will start when it starts and end with Bansey in paralysis. Mike has pledged some lawn darts and I am looking for a tournament trophy. I'm putting an open call out for our anonymous Heise lover to come forward. Be it prank or twisted truth the novelty has worn off.

Come for the red meat, stay for the fun.

Jam Master J lives in Brandon

Friday night had us kickin' the party off at 7-11 where we ran into an old girlfriend of my cousin (the one i'm going to live with in Wpg). It was just after 9 PM and she was completly trashed.

She asked if I knew anyone that could give her a ride home and, feeling sorry for her, I obliged. After staggering outside she got in the back of the car and leaned into the front seat. As we drove she gave me shit for not driving fast enough and repeatedly called Jimmy "behbe". Much of what she said was incoherent, and the way she hovered over Jimmy made me think we were going to see the chunks fly. Fortunatly they didn't.

We spent some time hanging out with Jon (ala Arctic Circle) and the Employee of the month before going to Marcia's.

My uncle was into the 25 year old tequilla again and I had to indulge. I think it's getting better every time I try it. Jimmy and Chevonne liked it enough that they had two shots and Chevonne claimed to want a third. Eitherway, we were being pulled to Gravity.

Apparently we went on a bad night as Chevonne and Marcia couldn't find the boys they were looking for. The Jam master and I chilled on some wannabee classy furniture and then we left. Werd.

18 wheels a hummin'

The Pilsner flowed freely and Fun levels rose. We hit Houstan's where we met a line-up. Some drunk guy kept telling me that he could push his way to the front if he wanted so I told him to do it. He said he would for $10. So I did what any action seeker would have done and offered him "a shiny quarter".

He accepted.

He then pushed his way to the front where he was seized by about 6 bouncers and returned out the other exit. I honestly didn't see that coming.

The rest of the night went well. I watched the J.T. throw down the nice guy vibe to a receptive audience and took in the country culture. Scrapbook moment of the evening went to the appearance of Megan (Shawn's mistake) and her sister. Man it was great to catch up.

The night ended with Rayna giving us a ride home and Nathan being a titty-fag for some unknown reason. He pouted in the rain instead of taking a ride in a slightly cramped car.

To each his own.


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