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White Rap Superstars
So Friday's show had it's high and lowlights. Employee put down some solid shit, though his destruction of Guess Who albums was questionable. Dren and Nolto came out and tried hard, but aside from a couple clever lines ("on a scale of 1 - 10 you are fuckable") they didn't have much to offer.Epic was the shit, he was such a white nerd you could help but like him. With his ryhmes about hockey players and Saskatoon, he was definatly Canadian.
SoSo lived up to his mediocre name. He struck me as an Up With People choir boy turned rapper. He's songs were too inspirational shat for my tastes, but I am only one man.
So we went to the decker
It was there that we saw the just how far the musical cancer of Serial Joe has gone. Some guy in his late twenties wearing a Red Wings Jersey demanded that they play "Mistake" for him. I can honestly say I've witnessed humanity at a new low.Then Came Saturday
I rolled off of Marty's couch around 12:30 and Mike and I decided that Marty should come for "breakfast" with us. So I got out the decorative school bell and rang loudly it while yelling "MARNEY GET UP PLEASE!". Although he didn't punch me in the face, as he had previously promised, he wasn't impressed. Then we went to Wendy's and all was good in the world.So we drank some more
The Moosehead was flowing and Barnsey and I were doing our best to play shuffleboard. We devised our own scoring system based on curling and what we believed was shuffleboard. I think Jill won, but there was some loose ends.Then we went to Houstan's and nothing of real interest happened.
Things to look for
Well, there is the Sodomizing Sara(h) show this Wednesday at SUDS, the beautiful recreations of movies on Tears Of Fire and lest we forget the Winter Fair is on.
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