I declare Winnipeg's Ass Officially Rocked

The setting: The Live Wire. The five bands before me: NuMetal and Rock.

I kicked the show off with some "Oops...I did it again" instumental work to introduce myself, then jumped straight into my scathing song about Shawn's wunderkids, Swollen Members. When the smoke from the fog machine cleared I was face to face with about 60 blank stares, which then turned into applause. It was bad ass.

So the show went pretty well, I had alot of people telling me that they really liked it. There was some talk of future shows and alot of excitement about the prospect of downloading my songs. I am building a cult 1 show at a time.

Lest we forget the lesbians

Being the lonely oddity that I am, I spent Valentines day with Marty, Barnsey and the ever lovable Todd at the Inferno.

I kicked the night off by drinking a 40 of Old English with (non other than) Fredo, of Tears of Fire fame. Though I haven't made an official play on the malt liqour scene since Mike and were involved in a Force 8 fiasco a few years back, it went down smooth.

The Barnsey moblile swung by and it was off to see the "lesbians". As with previous incarnations of this event, it was not really about the lesbians. It was, in fact, about straight ho's looking ot make $500.

The show hit rock bottom when two heavy rural girls got down to their shoestring thongs and went at it. I'm not sure whether it was the beer, or the sheer absurdity of the events taking place, but I felt the need to express my distaste. I obtained an empty glass from the young lady next to me and hurled it at the stage. Does this sound out of control? My only regret is that I missed their heads by inches. If memory serves me correctly, someone else got hit by the cup, and to them I apologize.

I remember little of the rest of the night, so I can only assume good times were had by all.

Marney! It's your birthday

As you may have heard, there is drinking to be done in the name of our lord and savior's birthday this Saturday. You better come.


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