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I
know everything. Just try me. Email
me or fill out the form at the bottom of the page.
Yo Fifi,
Coke or Pepsi?
Later,
Stu |
Dear
Fifi,
I am soooo glad your advice column is back! Like,
I've been totally lost without it! I've been a humongo fan
of yours since the first Fifi site - I loved the rude
chef! LOL!!! Anyway, I need some advice. See, there's this
guy at school, who's really cute - sort of a mix of Matt
Damon and Ben Affleck but without Matt's big teeth and Ben's
big chin. Oh, and he's a much better
actor than those two could ever be...but he's only been in
a couple
of
school
plays so far, but he's majorly talented enough to make it in
Hollywood. Eek! I'm rambling! At least it gives you an idea
of how hot this guy is. So okay. My problem: How
do I get this super dude to notice me? Please help, Fifi!
Sincerely,
"Aimee" |
Dear
"Aimee",
First of all, I am totally flattered that you've been a fan
of moi for so long. I mean, to think how far I've come from
the first
Fifi site to the second
Fifi site to now. Like sigh.
I just hope I can continue to help and entertain my
legions of loyal fans like I have before! So okay. Back to
your problem. Aimee, girlfriend,
I have totally been in your shoes (and boy, were they
uncomfy!). I mean, remember the embarrassing moments with my
ex-Crush that I've written about in Dear Online Diary? Yeah,
those moments
are major memory burns. So, my advice to you: just forget about
the dude. Yup, you read right. Like trust me - if he hasn't
noticed you, then he ain't worth it, honey. I bet this guy
is such a dud that he's only into girls who wear Skechers.
I know! Aimee, you totally deserve better. Just be patient!
And you know what helps to forget your crush troubles? Comfier
shoes - or what I like to call a "Dude-Free Shoe Spree". Like
just let the sight, smell, and touch of Gucci, Versace,
and Prada take your mind to sole heaven. Ahh!
Major Luck & Hugs,
Fifi LePeux |
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