FFR, those Fine Fuzzy Rastafarians, spend their days swanning around the slopes of Eastern France like Free Falling Rubber-duckies! They eat cheese, they drink wine, they smell like Frenchmen! How can you not love them?

Learn about such facts of life as the following from these Favourite Flying Rashers:

• Want to cure your hangover before it begins? Just eat some chorizo and yogurt at 5 am after a gallon and a half of Kronenbourg lager.
• Want to pick up some chicks, or some older ladies? Just get that Sporran out and Shake de Tackle!
• Want people at your concerts? Say you play Irish music, when in fact you play Moldovian Polkas!
• Want to spend some of your wages before you get paid? Never trust a promoter that tells you he'll get the posters – HE LIES!
• Want to spend even MORE of your money before you've earned it? JUST JUMP AROUND AND BREAK THE STAGE!
• Want to go to Ireland to get healthy and fit? Don't miss Kenny's Pub in Lahinch, and Leo's Hostel in Clifden.

They gig, and for a few Francs and some cheap beer they will play for you! (Hey! Are those kids on DOPE?!?!?!)

Fly Fast and Rush around the site to learn more!

P.S. Please, Please, Please leave our fiddler alone after the gigs! She is just too beautiful for you!