Would you recommend investment in Lamb and Lamb PC?
Thank you for acknowledging the receipt of my swift response (with thanks).
I look forward to concluding this project as soon as possible safely to enable me meet with you and discuss further business relationship and investment.
Thirdly, could I respectfully request further information on said "funds amounted from an over invoiced contract executed within my corporation few years ago with out any claim"? I would like to assist in prosecuting this project and its %5 donation to charity (Blessings be to La'aam the All-Merciful!). My company has a religious charter in nature, and we are dedicated to helping the less fortunate survive the sham, drudgery and broken dreams of this world.
Fourthly, who is "Chas"? You refer to him thirdly in your paragraph 3. I am operating under the assumption that this is a common abbreviation of the popular male name "Charles" (derived from German "karl", man; transferratively implying of manly valor, puissance and virility). The manifold Charleses of my acquaintance have been universally scurrilous, integuated and calumnious. It is with great
trepidition that I discuss further business relationship and investment with you, Charles, if you are in fact calumnious, regardless of your possibly quite potent virility.
Fifthly and on a more positive note, I formally request and reiterate that you go ahead to register my company (Lamb and Lamb PC) with the relevant authorities. My company profile / particulars are as follows:
Lamb and Lamb PC
(an affiliate corporation of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe,
estate lawyers to the firmament)
Profile:
Rating Underperform 4
Recent Price $2.27
Trailing 12-Month Price Range $1.02 - $5.09
Forward P/E
Dividend Yield 0.00%
Market Cap (mil.) 1804.42300000
Average Daily Volume 13867570
Projected 3-Year Growth Rate NA
Suitability Not Meaningful
Which is of course not to say that Lamb and Lamb PC's suitability is unmeaningful to you. Certainly it has great meaningfulness! I look forward to working with you, Mr. Engr. Bankole, and I look forward to corresponding with you regarding this affiliation.
Yours in Laa'aam,
E.E. Lamb
�I knew it was a fake the minute I read "UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR MASSAGE,I WILL INTURN...There has been enough of such hanky-panky in Washington!
------------Uncle M.
�I had better be paid well to �INTURN� for a bunch of broke Nigerians!� --me
"Dear Bankall Sendnone,
Your Mush Organisation with email very fast has a bit of speaking trouble which translates to email with an accent. Please contact local embassy or English speaking school to hire a translator for future contacts.
Respestsfullee, Chas (On the) Lamb"
------------Aunt S.
"It is such a relief to note that he offers you his "full assurance." That is good enough for me, pal. I fear this is yet another Lamb led to slaughter...
------------Uncle M.
