Bankall Sendnone, Nigerian Financier, continues his attempt to bilk Lamb and Lamb PC out of their hard-earned cash... 31 Jan 03
Bankole sends his assurances ... and overlooks the Underperform 4 Rating of Lamb and Lamb PC.
Dear Mr. Laa'aam,

Thank you for your email message of today containing your company profile.

I must assure you once again that we are concluding this project as soon as possible without any hindrance, then we meet and finally discuss other business issues with you and your family.

Briefing you further on the source of the FUNDS, this project/ contract was actually carried last year during the formal computerization of my Corporation. So since that time no claims has been made as the remaining contract sum was made available just at the end of the year 2002.

As soon as this is concluded, all the disbursement will be made as agreed, to this end we are to document in agreement all issue concerning this and to be sign and attested by both parties. This include the sharing Pattern between the two parties, including the 5% donation to the CHARITY.

To this end I would request, you forward to me your Telephone and Fax Numbers and your Company Address to enable me discuss with you and start the processing of the relevant release documents from the Appropriate Authorities. I am sending to you a form which I just collected from the Federal Ministry of Justice this morning which you will fill and return back to me immediately through email attachment to quicken the processes.

�CHAS� as it would interest you to know, that this is a special name for a good friend in my local language, so do not be disturbed. Yes I understand it means Charles in German language.

I appreciate your willingness to work with me and would be glad to meet with you to know you better.

My sincere expectation to read from you again today.

Regards,
Engr. Bankole Jacobs
Tel:234-803-7200019 (Direct line)
Fax:234-1-7599686
Alternative email:[email protected]

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My response (in which funnies I make):

Dear Mr. Jacobs (and CHAZ)!

You have set my mind at great ease with all your assurances.  I am apologised as to not having earlier responded with the contact information of my company (the estteeemed Lamba nd Lam PC) but having I am many problems with computer.  Using we are an OS that "YODA" is called, and working not well it does.  Noie the less, let me list the contact information for mt commany.

It is:
Onwards and Upwards, Bankole!
Further Commentary from the family Group
From the Secret Service website:
"In response to this growing epidemic, the United States Secret Service established "Operation 4-1-9" designed to target Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud on an international basis. The Financial Crimes Division of the Secret Service receives approximately 100 telephone calls from victims/potential victims and 300-500 pieces of related correspondence per day.
Secret Service agents have been assigned on a temporary basis to the American Embassy in Lagos to address the problem in that arena. Agents have established liaison with Nigerian officials, briefed other embassies on the widespread problem, and have assisted in the extrication of U.S. citizens in distress."

They even have problems with fools going to Nigeria to meet the con men! It becomes a kidnapping scheme then. What did P.T. Barnum say?

----------M

"B S. H" <[email protected]> wrote:
I saw in the Free Press a few months ago some woman tried to launder her embezzlement (from Bank One) this way. Lost it all, and on top of that, Bank One tried to recover it with insurance, but the underwriters said no dice. There was still a lawsuit pending.
---B
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