| Fiercelambie Miscalculates? Something has gone wrong with Bankole's goodself.... |
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| Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 13:20:21 -0800 (PST) From: "Fierce Lambie" <[email protected]> Subject: Re: From Engr. Bankole Jacobs (Chas) To: "Bankole Jacobs" <[email protected]> Dear Mr. Jacobs, Due to the problems with the email, I feel we had better resolve this in person. Can you send me some flight information from the Washington, DC, area to Nigeria? I assume you are located in Lagos. What visas will I be needing? I am planning to visit between 27-29 February. Perhaps we can also take some time to relax and enjoy the sights of your native country? Sincerely, E.E. Lamb |
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| I attempt to continue the joke by suggesting a visit --maybe I can get Bankole to meet me at the airport? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I sent him all my reservation informations, and sent him very nice letters such as, "Chas, here is my informations. Can we meet at Lagos Airport 1 March 2003? Please to respond today --I need finalizeation of this projcets for my funds!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To which Bankole on 18 Feb inexplicably responds: Hello Fucking Lamb, You are welcome to Lagos Nigeria I will be very happy to welcome you ok What an ugly thing to say! I don't know if we can still be friends. Bankole, can we still be friends? |
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| And, of course, I sent this to the foil, Mr. Edward Adeleye, asking what could the problem be??? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I try to salvage our precarious relationship... Date: Tue, 18 Feb 2003 09:35:50 -0800 (PST) Subject: RE: Fwd: Your Reservation With Nigeria Airlines.com To: "Bankole Jacobs" <[email protected]> Dear Bankole, Why with the profanities?? I am very hurt by your goodself. I thought we were proceeding down an amicable business relationship. I have raised the $2500 --but it seems to me that you don't need it now. Please answer! Laam |
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| Mr. Adelyey, Plese to take this to confidence --I have been involved with a financier of your native Nigeria, but I have reason to belive that he is not honest with me. He has sent me several provocative pictures insinuating that he would like to insinuate his man parts into the modalities of my protesting anus --I do not think I can trust him. I am not interested in steamy man sex. I have your name on good confidence that you are an upstanding businessman and partitioner of NEPA. Might I get a referralce from your goodself? I will send you the gentleman's name under highest secrecy. HIGLY CONFIDENTIAL!! Laam > >> Mr Edward Adeleye. > >> NATIONAL ELECTRICAL POWER AUTHORITY. > >> FEDERAL SECRETARIAT, FALOMO- LAGOS, NIGERIA. (etc ad nauseum) |
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| But nothing further is received from Bankole...has he seen through Fierce Lambie? Been blown up by a Predator? Killed in a pageant riot? The world may never know.... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Last (?) Bankole Letter... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Date: Wed, 19 Feb 2003 16:19:04 -0800 (PST) Subject: Chas no longer? Well, Mr. Bankole Jacobs am I saddend and hurt by your mistreatment and profanities. I have raised the money for our prject, even stealing Grandmother's social security check but you if I may use the crude term do not give two drizzly shits. this is your last chance bwana --I have other contacts and will set up occastions to meet them in Lagos on 1 march. I will use the tax receipts and Certificates of Incorporation that your goodself proffered for me, so you will have well lost out on all that money too. this is the last missive I send to you --if I do not hear from you by email by Friday our deal is off. as a last desperate stab at good faith I attach my picture so that you may see you are dealing with an honest person and a real one; Your erstwhile partner, E.E. Lamb |
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| 20 FEB 03 --Rumors of BANKOLE's death were greatly exaggerated....CHECK OUT THE NEW MISSIVES! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||