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BANKOLE has recovered from his slight...but begins to make demands! I am just happy to hear from him. |
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Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2003 11:35:35 -0800 Subject: Position(very Urgent)
Dear Lamb,
Your mail was recieved and all you said well noted but I would want to correct you on the impression you have about my humbleself,Am been respected here by all and the way you addressed me in your mail is quite unsolicited.Iam the person who initiated this transaction and I have all it will take to complete it provided you adhere strictly to my instructions.
At this point, I want to congratulate you for making efforts toward the conclusion of this transaction by going some extra miles,All I can assure you is, you will not regret doing this transaction with me, the only thing you must have in mind is that, for us to succeed in this transaction, you must obey all the laid down procedures as well as co-operating fully with me untill you see the fund finally released to your account.
For us to achieve this,we need to make sure that all the documentation in the bank here is well done including the programming your name into the computer system of the bank making you the bonafide owner of the fund in question,As you know earlier,we needed uSD6,500 to finalise all these arrangements,Already i have tried to raise most of the fund remaining just USD1000(one thousand dollars only) which will enable us to set up the appropriate documentation from all the relevant ministries here including the bank.
Having gone this far,I will appreciate it greatly you send this one thousand dollars to me by western union money transfer, with the name:
Mr.Rich E.Madu, Address:Lagos-Nigeria.
Send this money to this officer who has been helping us to procure all the documents in your name,send to me the payment instructions to enable me to forward it to the officer so that, he can get all the documents ready before monday.
As soon as these documentation are procured, i will be happy you come down for the claiming of the fund and final transfer to your account in the state,I will be ready to travel back with you to the state then for the sharing of the fund and investment.
I am waiting to hear from you. My best regards to your family. Bankole (chas)- |
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I honestly have no idea what I did to earn the epithet of "FUCKING LAMB". Could you, gentle reader, who has seen the whole exchange, please explain his babbling to me?? |
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M.G. Badaulaire will have to wire the monies. No, I am not mangling the esteemed Frenchman's name. MGBADA mean anything to you, Bankole? I hope so. How about MUGU? How about INCOMPETENT CROOK who's wasted a month of his life? |
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FROM THE DESK OF THE FIERCE LAMBIE! |
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Well I am very glad that the transaction is still viable. I did not know you only needed $1000 --I had raised $2500. Felicitiously, the extra $1500 can go to Grandmother and her procurement of orthodonture. You are a most excellent business partner.
Western Union is a very delicate and hesitory operation. I must sadly tell you that since there was some intimation of Lamb family members having participation in the tragic events of Sept 11, 2001, I am unable to wire money out of the country UNDER MY OWN NAME and AUSPICES.
However --and I must ask you to keep this in strictest confidence-- I have a business alias established under which I am able to send small sums of money. Please to keep his under STRICTEST CONFIDENCE as should it come to the attention of the authorities, the Lamb family would suffer more public derision and perhaps even the seizure of lands that was threatened under the Patriot Act.
This business alias is: Dr. Maurice G. Badaulaire
I am prepared to Western Unioning the $1000 to Mr. Richard Magu. With fees it comes to $1076. (Estimating an exchange rate 1 USD = 125.2073994 NGN Estimated local currency pay out = 125207.40 NGN)
The Western Union transfer officer has informed me that under the odious Patriot Act it should still be well OK to transfer the sum of 125207.40 NGN. However, he advises that I receive recipts of identity from Mr. Magu before proceeding.
The following receipts are advisable:
Mr. Richard Magu PHOTO/Title/Date of Birth/Family Status
Upon receipt of this I will be able to Western Union the sume of 125207.40 NGN. As a show of good faith I have attached the preliminary paperwork. It is is word document form to make it easier for your goodself to download.
Felicitations to you and the bank officer Mr. Richard Magu!
Edward Lamb |
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