A: With a turtle you dont need duct tape.
~*Wife: Well you wear briefs don't you?
~*Mother: I don't know, ask your father.
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| ~*Quotes*~ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Oral sex: The taste of things to come. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*No two sexes are alike. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Sex is hereditary, if your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Remember, anal sex is just like vaginal sex, except afterwards your cock may have shit on it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldnt have given them teeth. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Tell him i've been too fucking busy, or vice versa. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Its the good girls that keep the diaries, the bad girls never have time. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Q: What's the difference between a hamster and a turtle? A: With a turtle you dont need duct tape. |
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| ~*If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Big doesn't necessarily mean better, sunflowers aren't better than violets. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*A man is driving down a steep narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road. As they pass eachother the woman leans out the window and yells PIG! The man immediately leans out his window and says BITCH! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. ~*Wife: Well you wear briefs don't you? |
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| ~*Child: Mommy Mommy whats and orgasm? ~*Mother: I don't know, ask your father. |
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