- Steve Fergosi
-Meyer Breslau
-Lily Tomlin
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| ~*Quotes*~ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer..I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose!- Jack Handy | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. - Steve Fergosi |
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| ~Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American way' what does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently? - Evelyn Waugh | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Good Ole days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Beer that is not drank has missed its vocation. -Meyer Breslau |
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| ~Time don't let it slip away, raise your glass and here's to yesterday. - Aerosmith | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin |
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| ~Cocaine isnt habit forming, I should know i've been using it for years. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If were looking for the source of our troubles we shouldnt test people for drugs, we should test them for greed, stupidity, ignorance and love of power. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~The nazis said they had a Jewish problem. We say we have a drug abuse problem. Actually 'Jewish Problem' was the name given to the german persecution of Jews, 'Drug Abuse Problem' is the name we give to the persecution of people who use certain drugs. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Last nite i stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards, I got a full house and four people died. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~I bought some powdered water, but i dont know what to add to it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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