if you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| ~*QUOTES*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Drink what you want drink what youre able...if your drinking with me youll be under the table! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer i drink I feel ashamed, then I look at my glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams, If i didnt drink this beer then they may all be out of work and their dreams may be shattered, and I say to my self it is better to drink this beer and help their dreams to come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Starkle starkle littil twink..who the hell you are i think, Im not as drunk as some thinkle peep i am, besides ive only had tee martoonies and all day sober to sunday up in, i fool so feelish, i dont know whos me yet, but the drunker i sit here the longer i get | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~I havent had sex in eight months....to be honest I'd rather go bowling.. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Sex is a body contact sport...its safe to watch but MUCH more fun to play.. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Sex is like air..its not important unless you arent getting any.. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Having sex is like playing uchre if you dont have a good partner you'd better have a good hand! |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~Sex is not the answer..sex is the 'question'...yes is the answer | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*Back to Main page*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ~*More Quotes*~ | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||