| The Bed and Breakfast of Javert A/N: Woohoo! Another Fantasy Club meeting attended and another weird story I have to show for it! This is my best one yet. Here we go... Elements: -Poisoned -Axe -Tower -River -Cook -Time passes -Something that can fly -The ending, "...so they escaped their captors and fled home." Once upon a time, there was a young woman by the name of Esmerina and a young man by the name of Gavroche. They were both cooks in a tower bed and breakfast. The tower had a beautiful view of the river a few miles over. One day, the owner of the tower died from poison gas that was leaking out of the ventalation shaft. The workers from the biohazard place fixed it, but the guy still died. The next day, only Esmerina and Gavroche came into work. They were soon "greeted" by their new boss, an evil, axe-swinging dwarf named Inspector Gimiring. The only thing that was special about this dwarf was that he had red and black wings he used to fly around with instead of walking. "I hate you!" he said immediately and locked them in the dungeon. "What are we gonna do?!" Esmerina shouted insanely. Gavroche thought awhile, and finally said, "I don't know." A week passed and they still didn't know what to do. After a week, Gimiring returned saying, "I've decided I'm going to kill you both off, for I don't know what else I'm going to do with you. Til then, this I swear! This I swear by the staaaaaaaaaaaaaars!" Gimiring was too busy bursting into song to notice that Gavroche took his axe and slit the dwarf's aorta. "I am reaching, but I fall , And the stars are black and cold As I stare into the void Of a world that cannot hold. I�ll escape now from the world, From the world of Jean Valjean. There is nowhere I can turn. There is no way to go oooooooooooooon!!!!!" Gimiring sang as he drew his last breath and died. Esmerina and Gavroche had no idea who Jean Valjean was, but they escaped their dead captor and fled home anyhow. THE END Ending A/N: That was fun! For people who, for some odd reason, don't know, the sentence about stars and the last words of Gimiring are quotes from songs sung by Javert in Les Mis�rables. Hence Inspector Gimiring. Also, Gimiring is the name of the character parodied off of Gimli in good ol' Caroline's LOTR parody. Bye! -Sirius Orion Black II |
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