| The Untitled Horrible Story With Lots O' Footnotes!!!!!* Elements: -Ugly -Door -Shepherdess -Forest -Fire -Monster -The ending, "...so the queen had given them the prize as she had promised." A/N: This story has the same rules as The Cruel, the Stupid, and the Dead. With all of these footnotes abound, you have to scroll down to the bottom and find the right footnote, considering how many little stars are next to the word. Yes, even the title has a footnote. There once was a shepherdess named Diamond.** She was ugly. Very veeeeeeeeeeeeery*** ugly. The entire village that was her home was taken over by aestetisism****, so they all hated her. So I won't go into details about her appearance. Trust me. You don't wanna hear them. One day, she decided to run away because of her hated appearance. Her mission was to find a witch in the middle of the forest and anger her, so she would be turned into a tree and used to make a wooden door.***** Suicide? I think so. When Diamond reached the witche's house, she found that the witch had accidentally turned herself into an evil monster with a potion gone horribly awry. At the risk of being labeled politically incorrect and offending monsters such as this around the world, I will not give details, because frankly, I don't know them myself. I'm just the narrator.****** Diamond thought the monster would kill her. Then again, she was suicidal, but this is besides the point at the moment. Suddenly, she saw a torch bracket that was still alight with flame in the house through one of the windows. She ducked behind the monster-witch, grabbed the torch, and threw it at the monster. It was set aflame and shriveled into nothingness. Stupid flammable potion ingredients...******* Suddenly, the queen came riding through the forest on her pony******** and saw Diamond slay the beast. So the queen gave her the prize as she had promised herself she would give to some random person. No, she didn't make Diamond beautiful. To be honest, the queen was mortified at her looks. So she turned Diamond into a door in the middle of the forest. There were no rooms to go to or from the door, just a door. But at least the quuen had given a prize to someone********* as she had promised. The End Moral: Footnotes do WONDERS.********** * If you don't like footnotes, it ain't my problem! ** If you've read Roomies, you can kind of see the similarity. Diamond of Long Cleeve? I don't think so. *** Note the elongated "e." **** I can't spell. ***** Note the word "door." Sorry, I like footnotes! ****** You will kill me if I keep rambling, so on with the story! ******* Note elipses of confusion and annoyance. ******** His name is Fred. Great pony. I played cards with him once and ended up getting butt-kicked. ********* Note emphasis on previous word. ********** Note emphasis on previous word. Again. |
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