AGE 14
SEX female
LOCATION chch rock city
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? i've never been to granville. but its probably a conspiricy. it nearly always is.
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL kebab
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? phoneboxes. because there are bright red vintage ones with dial phones.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? oh limericks. i used to write them when i was younger. i was very good at it
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? dont believe all that advertising wank. eat golden syrup pudding for breakfast. clog your arteries before its too lste
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? tapes. and petticoats. and scott putting the smack down on webber.
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? all the people i'm marrying. yes all of you.
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? i think she is trying to say that they are small or something. i don't know. maybe shes just one of those people who insults themselves before anybody else can.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? yes it is a disease. lets chop them all off.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? i've never seen any of them. one day, this will be my downfall.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? i dont have a bag. i have a plate?
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? nick of shortland street was rock
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? julian casablancas is a wanker. the rest of them are tryhard wankers. i had a strokes rant but i lost it. figure it out.
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? i'd try to let everyone know that THERE IS NO INTERNATIONAL GAY COLOUR. its all a fucking myth
NAME boofplop
AGE 21
SEX about once a month
LOCATION location location!
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? i dont know but the other day it was raining and there were about 20 of them lined up on a street light
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? the motto for blacktown council is
'vibrant and healthy.Safe and exciting'
lobsters are better cos they swim backwards, although phoneboxes turn nerds into superman...
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? oh i am drowning
in yer phosperescent glow,
is that how its spelt
i may never know,
for you lift me on high
just like jesus did,
when i fell off my bike
when i was just a little kid,
i want to kiss your fanny
i hope its not to soon,
i really hope it tastes
as fruity as goon
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? 12
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? David Bowie
Heaters and Blankets
ANd you judges
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? you judges, judge judy, mcgyver ,captain planet, shakira, whoever inventd stripey socks, and any other horney walnuts not elvis costello or woody allen, , also none of judas priest or 5ive
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? if you were to confuse them with mountains
alot of people would try to conquer them
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? yes i think its latin name is dickious headious girlsious
obviously adding 'ious' to a word makes it latin
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? Family ties
its the only one i know
and it has that girl who is annoying
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? Ferus noodle i take her everywhere.
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? oui madamoiselle
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? EXCUUUUSE me
i have that single
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? id donate my bra's to the Society of Women in Urgent Need of Breast Support Mechanisms.
there are more out there than you think, especially in doonside
NAME Bri
AGE 15
SEX =Grrl
LOCATION Chirstchurch, NZ
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? Because they are the spy machines of dirty perverted old men trying to look down my top.
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? This is a close call. I am thinking Lobsters because they are hard and crusty on the outside but soft on the inside and besides PHONES ARE EVIL.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? Possibly about how full of Wisdom I am. Would you like a sample??.....Oh full of wisdom how I am. I have a girl and oh how she makes me full of insane wisdom. You could also use wisdom as a metaphor.
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? It's Coco-pops that make the real man.
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? 1. Sexual relations.
2. Boys and Girls with Instruments.
3. Boy Meets World
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? Jude Law, Kim Gordon, Vaughn, The girls from The japanese magazine i have.
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? She wants bigger ones so everyone will take their eyes off her regrowth.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? It is a disease.Something to do with holes in your belly button.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? I'm too young to know anything about telelvision. Oh except that it is EVIL.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? A black feather
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? no.
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? The Strokes are about trying to piss off your rich parents. Can't be about getting girls cos if my father owned a moddelling agency I'D get all the girls and no mistake. Crap people are crap people plus the strokes can be quite a sifty name if you think about it.
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? I wouldn't so much as help it, as brainwash everyone to think like lesbian ice princesses so we could all be WONDERFUL and gorgeous.
NAME Skye el Kunto
AGE 21
SEX lady
LOCATION =Georges Hall
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? because Granville is an ocean of idiots (turners excluded)
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? phoneboxes, because you can't change into your superhero costume in a lobster
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? i'd write about the thee b's: boobies, bottoms and beavers
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? at least 75
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? lasange, babies, interpretive dancing
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? Shakira, me, Liv Tyler, Scott, Shakira
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? i don't know, but my kitchen dancing routines have improved dramatically
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? it's not a disease in itself, but according to my mum it could certainly lead to a chill in the kidneys
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? Family Ties - sha na na naaa
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? bus tickets, fluff, electricity bill for $1131.52 (outrageous!)
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? No.
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? i just don't understand this whole 'saviours of rock' bamboozle
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? Well we all know i'm a bit lazy, so i probably wouldn't do anything.
NAME leo
AGE 19
SEX ?
LOCATION ROOTY hill
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? chips
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? the poo vein in a lobster is pretty big, but you cant ring phone-sex numbers on a lobster, unless of course it is a mobile lobster.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? i
i am a lesbo
my love is but a kebab
gaping
a time dilation
pickeling the privatist of parts
i've grown weary
of the throbness of nob
my baby, my burger
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? er, three should do it.
Unless you dont have head.
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? 1. full body contact chess
2. some hot Dickens Cider
3. that blue fluffy stuff that ends up in your belly button
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? that little guy who says
"what you talkin 'bout Willis"
Ghengis Khan
and the evil chic from the excorsist
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? venerial disease
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? no, it is a political statement
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? who's the boss
Tony Danza, hubba hubba
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? instant gravy and two minute noodles
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? oi
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? only when it's cold, or when bananas in pyjamas is on the telly
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? I would start by transplanting a hand to my groinal area and see where it goes from there.