NAME Neville Shunt
AGE 32
SEX yes please
LOCATION anal chords
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? the cheese!
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL kebab
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? lobsters, because
they make for nifty
hats
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? a gory one
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY?
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6
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? 7
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? me, a clone of me, neville shunt,
hamburglar, kenny everitt, benny hill's
corpse, hazel hawke, and that guy that
dresses as a woman
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? tits tits boobies!
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? yes and maybe, but only when it suits them!
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? exclamationarily wrong!
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? scrunched up newpaper
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN only if it is deep fried and with chips
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? strokes are about black people, its very
complicated and subliminal. you woulnt
understand
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? would root them all in alphabetical order
NAME toddle
AGE 21
SEX mail
LOCATION antartica
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? the sea is nearby and they are looking for a fun time fun time
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL kebab
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? lobsters by far because more things can be affixed to their non-pourous shell.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? i would wirtie a poem full of funeral homes and dodgy types who would keep the lumber yard free of pests.
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? at least six a morning, any later and you would vomit, any more and you would turn into a brick.
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? water
fresh jelly
edible flowers
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? mokoto kusanaigi, manami honjo, vanessa carlton and/or michelle branch.
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? she is like a bait for a fish there is a hook betwixt the tits
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? well a stiff belly means a good sexer probably you understand
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? SHOW ME THAT SMILE A GAIN DONT WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE ON YOUR CRYING< LIVE OR LIVE IN YOU KNOW WEEVE BEEN THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN! OH OOH! AS LONG AS WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER, WE'VE GOT THE WORD SPINNING RIGHT IN OUR HANDS BABY RAIN OR SHINE< ALL THE TIME: WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER, SHARING THE LAUGHTER AND LOVE (sharing the laughter and love)
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? a couple
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? of course not
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? the make bad finanical decisions and then drink after losing a bunch of money so fadge them aiite?
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? i would conserve rice-a-roni pictures and well it would be pretty hot but we could put on a short in the basement "my butt is a maid and i am a stripper" and it would be the week after an entertaining study session over the antwerp balloon academy and any prospects of jacknuts.
NAME Leatchie
AGE 17
SEX male
LOCATION britain
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? cos they live there
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? Phoneboxes, because when there's one across your road you can phone it when people walk past, it's not the same with lobsters.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? A Lesbian Love poem
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? 10
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? martini, beer, cider
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? Dave mustaine, james hetield, vinnie paul, mike portnoy, mozart, herbie hancock, marty friedman
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? her breasts?
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? because they hve their belly buttons pierced
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? family ties cos u can tie up your family for a big bondage session.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? phone, hat, keys, charger, purse, bspray
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? yeah
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? i don't know much strokes
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? i'd make something
NAME cecilia
AGE how old do you want me to be?
SEX dwarf
LOCATION beside the fireplace
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? i can't say, because i've never been there. but i know for a fact that seagulls like dumpsters. and i had my picture taken with a real seagull once, 6 years ago.
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? phoneboxes. because they make me think about the tardis.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? a bad poem. lesbian or not, my writing sucks hardcore.
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? eeny meny miny moe... 650?
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? reading slash when it's cold outside; listening to music and playing air drums, lusting after library science students. i do that.
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? hmm, basically the same people as last year: marc almond (yeah, fat chance), peter murphy and mick karn (if i can watch!)
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? i dislike shakira to much to bother with her boobs.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? yes it is. how annoying. i would never do it. of course, people could think i was simply jealous... cause my midriff is, eww, ugh-ly.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? 80s tv... oh no, i will now cry.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? i have no bag tonight. ask me tomorrow.
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? i like them fine.
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? i don't know. but i'll tell you this: i'm sick of them.
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? i'll teach little kids to read. and i'll be the hottest librarian this side of paradise.
i'm entering again this year because last year was fun.