AGE 20
SEX the one with the genital
LOCATION antartica
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT?it is by the sea, which isusually maade of legos. legos were invented in northern europe. seagulls are considered a delicacy there. therefore, since granville was founded by north european dog farmers, the seagulls flock like termites
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL degreaser
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? Lobsters. my reasoning being that while a phonebox makes long distance communication a possiblitiy it is neither reddish in color (sometimes) or having large pinching claws. it is also not related to insects and tasty to the palate.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? i would confess my lesbian desire in a poem as soft as snow falling on a blanket foolishly left outside.
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? one weetbix will make your leg one kilogram heavier, allowing you to kick and have more running momentum. master rugbys have 2000kg legs. so, roughly 2000 weetbix are required for one to become a master of rugby one's self.
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? space
stretching
tiny plastics
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? some people most being girls and it would take place in a large padded bucket
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? well she very much likes showing them to people and worbling her voice about. however her eyes are very large and since she is from south america there is a large chance that she is not the devil like britney spears who is actually a ham-robot.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? they do crunches all the day long and want people to know that they do, it is much like a trophy in a hotdog eating competition.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? who's the boss was better because of episode #130, where samantha breaks up with her boyfriend and immediately after goes on a date with an ugly boy with no fasion sense and then her ex asks her, "what did his dick taste like?"
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? that is where i keep the actor that play
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? no never
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? crap people are finally trying to be underground and think for themselves and also young girls enjoy shaggy haired fellows of which the strokes are possesing of.
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? mostly i would skate and lick crotches but also i would make it a law to eat all famous people.
NAME Sarah (this is a complete lie Sally! � Fergus)
AGE 21
SEX female
LOCATION sydney
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? naugty portions
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL degreaser
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? Lobsters, because
they are so cute and
friendly
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? haiku
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? 435
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? pizza
lollies
lavatories
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? me, you, him, bob hawke
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? no idea
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? to make the rest of us sick...especially those
fat chicks...eww
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? family ties.....michael j fox was a
dreamboat...although chachi as pretty cool
too
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? toast
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? no!
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? i like them!
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? kill myself
NAME strange_southern_girl
AGE 24
SEX female
LOCATION South Carolina, US
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? Where the hell is Granville?
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL FADGEBLANKET
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? Lobsters, cause they gave you something to watch while your mom shopped for groceries. Pitiful little creatures.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? A steamy, sexy one. Graphic yet not obscene. Hinting around the edges...
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? 47
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? 1. Watery April sunshine
2. Sweet iced tea
3. Rain scented candles
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY Christian Slater, Tori Amos, and Matt Damon's character in Good Will Hunting.
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? I may be getting old or something, but pop music still sucks. Doesn't it?
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? It's a trend for men, even though they don't bare their own midriffs. Let's make them.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? Michael J. Foxx is cool now, somehow.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? Marlboro Lights
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? Never sexy. Ever.
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? Who the hell are the Strokes?
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? I would make little 2-dollar bills with my computer, write "FUCKING SKANK" on them, and hand them out at strip clubs.
NAME Brett Dent
AGE 17
SEX M
LOCATION Washington State
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? so they can watch the idiots waiting.
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL MYSTERY
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? phoneboxes because at least they have a purpose of communication, and you don't have to boil them alive.
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? I would write a poem about the person i am in love with probably.
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? 25!!!
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? Women, orgasms, and musick
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? I would have a girl named Casey Carlton from Arizona, this chick from this porno i watched (her name was Azlea), and the chick that wrote this page. lol
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? Shakira's breasts? Well, i was looking more at her ass, but her breasts could be better.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? I don't know, but I sure get tired of old shit like that.
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? Growing Pains! I don't have any good reason other than I used to watch it when I was yonger.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? Nothing at all probably.
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? That is like a woman that is bald. no!
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? Strokes? I never heard their music because they sounded stupid by their name. Fuck em.
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? I would have frequent sex, do it with lesbians, and enjoy life.
NAME? Kel
AGE 21
SEX fembot
LOCATION australia-NSW-Sydney-Blacktown
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS SEAGULLS AT GRANVILLE BUS DEPOT? cause it's a fab spot for target practice
PICK THE MISSING WORD: THE MAJESTY OF ROCK THE ______________ OF ROLL FADGEBLANKET
WHICH IS BETTER LOBSTERS OR PHONEBOXES AND WHY? un geez phone boxs???? um cause they um taste better
IF YOU WERE A LESBIAN POET IN LOVE WHAT KIND OF POEM WOULD YOU WRITE? oh so unfair i didn't know i had to be creative.
don't you want a date
have a piece of cake
you big fat fake
just leave it to fate
HOW MANY WEETBIX DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE A MASTER OF RUGBY? it's not about eating weetbix hun it's about reducing brain cell mass
WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD? Angelina jolie
Kebabs (i am just sucking up :))
Coke the liquid stuff not the wacky stuff
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE IN YOUR ORGY? depends on the participants
WHAT IS THAT SHAKIRA ON ABOUT WITH HER BREASTS AND WHAT NOT? well i think she sucks arse so i am refusing to answer this question
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS BARING THEIR MIDRIFF? IS IT A DISEASE? Not a disease, it's all about the belly button baby (when you say this think sterotypical gay male)
WHICH IS BETTER FAMILY TIES, WHO'S THE BOSS OR GROWING PAINS (or whatever it is called) AND WHY? none tv families are to forgiving for my liking were are the screaming match and the smacks for being bad.
WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG GUVNOR? mmmm stuff
CAN A MULLET EVER BE SEXY? LIKE FOR EXAMPLE IF IT IS ON A FRENCH MAN? hell no
WHAT ARE THE STROKES ALL ABOUT? WHY DOES EVERY CRAP PERSON LIKE THEM? well i haven't heard them ever so this proves i don't know and i am not crap
AND FINALLY IF YOU WERE TOO BECOME LESBIAN ICE PRINCESS 2002 HOW WOULD YOU HELP THE WORLD? we would all go back to riding bikes, the mullet would be punishable by death, and i'd give viagra to the old folks for free so they can have some fun in there wrinkled state