"And I was like...'AAAAH, i can be just as crazy as you. Don't do it'."-Matt, about crazy people at starbucks
"I have to find my way to California from here."-Kit
"That was so 3 quotebooks ago."-Matt
"Can I buy you a drink to get in the quotebook?"-Quart-knee
"And so i ate the pot cookies while i was taking off my shoes."-Kit
"But while all of this was happening, the dixie chicks are on."-Kit, about m. shepard being called to gate 6 at the AZ airport
"What are you gonna put in there? I know! Business cards!"-Karin, about the secret pocket
"That's why I don't wear form-fitting pants...i bulge like a greek godd."-Me, about all of our great legs and fashion
"My alcoholism pairs well with my visible lesbianism. That's one good thing."-Me, about walking home in a drunken state and not being harrassed by sex-starved boys
"I can't say it the right way, the French way."-Me, about bertolt brecht
"Yeah, but he's German."-Karin (!)
"It's not a riddle."-Esteban, to Rosa about oral sex poems
"Wait, a minute, do I know you? WELL, do you ever really know anybody?"-Karin, existentially
"Oh, shit. I left the quotebook at home. I'm gonna have to write you a check."-Me, writing quotes in my mysteriously present checkbook
"It's empty."-Matt, about yet another of his hott empty notebooks.
"But what's important, Emma, is that you give everyone a chance."-Matt, cute cute
"I think i'm having a little psychotic episode."-Matt
"So I say to the young woman...with braces..."-Matt, looking for V. Woolf at Borders
"Best Way to Make It Look Like A Girl Painted It."-Matt, renaming the award he won at Boy Scouts
"Do you want a $50 bill?"-Matt, to me at Sweetwater's, serious
"Well, it's not really that good if no one can teLL."-Erin, about being gay!
"That's why I can keep my sunny disposition."-Anne, when Ty had to fight w/ adon
"It's not a grab bag, emma!"-Anne Ryan, grabbing condoms for me
"I can speak in 3 different languages and she doesn't think i can drive?"-Marita
"The only thing you do with a hot glue gun is hurt yrself."-Me
"If yr life were a storm, what would it be called?"-Hairy Shampoo, rewriting the question book q
"I can never teLL if she's really drunk or really inarticulate."-Me, 4 REAL!
"Wait! He gave her a DVD player for xmas & they'd never had sex?!"-Me
"Yeah, sometimes people actually do nice things for each other and sex isn't involved. Can you believe it?"-Lydia
"I always get JeweL confused with that girL who plays Bridget Jones."-Diana
"I did too. I learned a lot about electricity."-Vesna (?)
"Psychopathically. That'd be good."-Krystina (?)
"You should start a company called 'SLUTCO'."-Me, to vesna when we discussed Croatian linguistics
"You were dancing there and there was no music."-Vesna, explaining to my friend that she was drunkk
"Are you falling asleep, Mommy?"-Vesna, to lydia
"Wait! That's like that movie SHEDEVIL with Roseanne Barr."-Karin
"My sister's a bitch."-Hairy Shampoo
"And then her sister left her phone in a mailbox."-Vesna
"Can you make a buttery nipple? That's what I want."-Laura, following up with, "I drink GLASSES of buttery nipples." (yucks!)
"I've made my way into lots of people's vocabularies."-Me, flipping my hair
"A box of wine and a...coke? (silent realization) That's what they drink in Spain--wine and diet coke."-Sarah
"Smoke all over her!"-Kristin, about anti-smoking laura