"Lydia, How are the kids?"-Vesna
"'I Love Trauma', that's what i want my next t-shirt to say."-Bianca
"Remember. This is my living room."-Ty, behind the bar at the DeL
"I'd just be less confused with a straight girL."-Grant, after he expressed that he'd sleep with a dyke
"I'm sorry, so i'm a performative drunk."-Me
"Out of aLL the drunks, Emma's my favorite."-Grant (ahhhhh, i'm flattered)(xoxo)
"I don't want an emo hook-up."-Vesna
"I'm made out of pens really. And metal."-Ty
"My goal is to beat everyone in the quotebook."-Grant
"Hey, we could be the spikey-haired people!!"-Grant, to me & Vesna
"(gasp!) How dare you suggest I would ever date a lesbian?"-Me
"Admit me, Admit me! I swear to godd, that's what I feel like half the time when i'm sittin' there."-Krystina, about working at the treatment center
"He and Robert Smith were my scapegoats for some time."-Ty
"Cause it totally looks like i'm yr girlfriend when you go to LA. HA HA HA HA!"-Kim
"You know why, though, it's because she started dating one tool after another."-Kim, about my sis
"That's because yr relationships are so much more subversive."-Emily L.
"Do you just keep getting more tattoos on yr wrists?!"-Emily L., out of nowhere
"I have funny stories about aLL yr favorites."-Emily L, concerning academic folklore
"My dreams are cliches."-Lydia
"Were you black in yr dream, cause sometimes I'm white in mine?"-Lydia, joking
"Oh, by the way, Rob, I can't allow you to keep yr drugs in the safe."-My sister, to her boyfriend
"I've always been the best employee, and it's because i'm not completely r-tarded."-Anne Ryan
"Once you take off the paschmina, you dont know what yr gonna get."-Krystina
"This is the birth of slutwrench."-Me
"Yeah, cuz she's not gonna let you wear those sweatbands around the pool."-my sister
"Maybe he knows that people who want French manicures aren't very much fun in the pool."-Me, after my sister complained that little Aaron didn't ask her to come play in the pool
"Oh, no, she's a horrible little white woman."-my sister to my dad, after he was asking her about christina aguilera
"Mom, Emily runs in thong underwear!"-My sister, who's 23, telling on me to my mom
"That's my sorority sister, Sheryl Crow."-sister, with undaunted pride
"Emily, I bet right about now you're starting to wonder if Senor Del Campo is an angel."-my sister, about a cheesy xmas movie i watched w/ her last year and that she was watching again while i made postcards
"Em, just so you know - that little village of yours was in full view during dinner tonight."-sisterquote
"No, it's purely vocals - that's what I love about Wilson Phillips."-Bets, after i said, "ooo, i was hopin for a drum beat there"
"Does my butt look shakey in this dress?"-Vesna
"Yeah, you gotta be really proud of those kinds of things..."-Sarah
"Uh-huh, and a month later tell your friend about it in a bar."-Me, about what would you change about yr smile wittiness
"Are you a tool of the patriarchy?"-Me, to Sarah after she used "gay" as an inflammatory adjective
"I'm an engineer, yo."-Sarah
"It's great to have an obsession that you're not really into."-Me, about France
"Oh, you're so good at being in love with your friends, so you'll be fine."-Diana
"It's the kind of place you go on a date or to lunch with a good friend."-Sarah