Virtual QuoteBook!
We don't have to be the first to tell you that it's not the same as seeing it in real life...Still, here it is, in all of it's glory and shame. The quotes that keep Butch's heart tickin' -- ENJOY !!
"This is the birth of slutwrench."-Me
"Yeah, cuz she's not gonna let you wear those sweatbands around the pool."-my sister
"Maybe he knows that people who want French manicures aren't very much fun in the pool."-Me, after my sister complained that little Aaron didn't ask her to come play in the pool
"Oh, no, she's a horrible little white woman."-my sister to my dad, after he was asking her about christina aguilera
"Mom, Emily runs in thong underwear!"-My sister, who's 23, telling on me to my mom
"That's my sorority sister, Sheryl Crow."-sister, with undaunted pride
"Emily, I bet right about now you're starting to wonder if Senor Del Campo is an angel."-my sister, about a cheesy xmas movie i watched w/ her last year and that she was watching again while i made postcards
"Em, just so you know - that little village of yours was in full view during dinner tonight."-sisterquote
"No, it's purely vocals - that's what I love about Wilson Phillips."-Bets, after i said, "ooo, i was hopin for a drum beat there"
"Does my butt look shakey in this dress?"-Vesna
"Yeah, you gotta be really proud of those kinds of things..."-Sarah
"Uh-huh, and a month later tell your friend about it in a bar."-Me, about what would you change about yr smile wittiness
"Are you a tool of the patriarchy?"-Me, to Sarah after she used "gay" as an inflammatory adjective
"I'm an engineer, yo."-Sarah
"It's great to have an obsession that you're not really into."-Me, about France
"Oh, you're so good at being in love with your friends, so you'll be fine."-Diana
"It's the kind of place you go on a date or to lunch with a good friend."-Sarah
"Is she always that ditzy or was she suddenly possessed by a moron?" -David
"Things you don't say to a body dysmorphic for $1oo, please."-Ayron
"Even kickball players have style."
- Kim, fixing my pants mid-game
"I like to have sex after sex, mostly."
-Diana, after I asked her if she liked to smoke after sex
"I'm in such a big shit way." - Vesna
"Well, the puppets aren't working so now we're just gonna do things with our cats."-Ayesha, taking on the mindset of her students.
"Footnote: And I would only ever own a leather couch if I was married to a coke dealer." -Krystina
"Anne thinks about her hair about 85% of the time." - Bianca
"STD's?"-Courtney, after Diana said, "No, we should make you have to pick something you don't want."
"Anyway, so finish yr story. Or start it, even."-Esteban, interrupting