"United we fall."-Bianca, in our second collaborative slogan quote
"Me, being black, and Emily, being gay, we're going to go to the movies."-Lydia, in a pretend conversation to my entire family
"Why not be addicted to sex or something? At least it won't kill ya right afterwards."-Lydia, while we were talking about cocaine
"No, I'm generally, like, drowsy."-Lydia, during our epic conversation in Indianapolis
"Basically, Emily, we just spent $50 on your new fetish."-My sister, post-Target visit when I got all my new coffee supplies
"You do the t-shirts and I'll do the pants and we'll get together and make outfits."-Diana, about our imaginary trip to the thrift store
"I think we need to have another 'gathering' so that we can take pictures and put them up on yr website."-Diana
"We don't even have to call it that - people do it anyway."-Diana, proposing a drag party
"I only know the remix."-Bianca, when a girl got up to sing "Ain't It Funny"
"And if you were what? Making a horrible choice?"-Diana, not sure what this was about!
"You know what really shades me out about it is that anyone who wanted to sleep with her could."-Diana (I don't know who this was about either!)
"No, I'm gonna have the whole night alone at my lonely concert."-Me, when Diana asked if i wanted some time alone
"It's like gettin carded when you're 30."-Drew, about the glories of getting hit on by a 20-yr-old
"Well, she HAS really clumpy eyelashes."-Bianca, deliberating about mascara on fake eyelashes for her LaToya costume
"Dude, every costume I've had has involved either a fake pregnancy or a gold tooth. Usually both."-Anne Ryan
"Fuck lesbian losers -- I only like lesbian winners!!"-Bianca
"Oh, I'm not keepin' it."-Anne Ryan, yellin to someone about her 7-month pregnancy
"Did she just say she was gonna be a lesbian golfer?!"-Me
"Yeah, all she really needed to say was female golfer...We coulda filled in the blank."-Anne Ryan
"We got 70, Bitchholes!"-Patti, my aggro dart partner
"Are they dressed a certain way? Do they have some sort of theme?"-Diana, during the upsetting spell of confusion we were thrown into when our non-Latin waiter continued to throw "Hola"s and "Gracias"s our way
"That dude is really a girl and she's wavin' at me cause she don't like boys."-Hott Sarah, about me waving to her across the bar on Halloween and some guy saying to her, 'Is that dude wavin' at me?'
"Oh, I don't swing that way - I don't swing the hippie way!"-Patti, when a girl kept walking into her
"You know I like rimming, so this may take a while..." -Nicco, about trying to get bullseyes
11/02