"Yeah, right! Like cash 'em in like Coinstar!" - Billa, when he came over with 1o ashtrays full of smokebutts
"And then he said something about how he worked out today so that's why he didn't bring his darts." - Lauren, one-upping me on lame hit-ons tonight
"Probably not a label maker." - Lauren, when I said, "I feel like Huck Finn, with my pants rolled up and somethin' in my back pocket - altho I don't remember if he carried anything in his back pocket."
"It's like takin' caviar and dousin' it in ketchup." - Quart (disgusting)
"Energy is not exhausted. It's only exchanged." - Quart
"I mean what's next? 'Have you ever had sex with 2 people in a year?'." - Kim, about the lack of possibilities with her lame Truth or Dare game participants
"And talk about a bunch of buttphobes! That group!" - Kim, about her TorD friends
"That is the vanguard of the writlery." - Bianca
"Little prancing queers in the forest..." - Nicco, in a great tone after Tyler said "Fruits of the Wood"
"You either have to be an angel or a retard to sing this song." - Bianca, about "With or Without You" (only in a quote this well-crafted are the use of the "R" word and the mention of U2 overlooked...be forewarned)
"Well, that, and I work with a buncha jackasses who don't know how to cut hair." - Matty
"Yr not gettin' out that book are you?" - Matty, then i said, "you know i've been wanting to all night."
"It wasn't real until you left." -Matty, about us being at a gay bar in Indiana after i came back from the bathroom
"Oh! See? This is what we have to write about!"- Matty (quote heavy), after i said, "Um, there are a million people in front of us doing the electric slide."
"Oh my god! And they all know what to do!"-Matty
"I've told you before and I'll tell you again...There's more going on here than the electric slide."-MAtty
"Exactly. Exactly. Cause those mullets behind the bar were like, 'Two dollars!'"-Matty, after I informed him that we were going to continue tipping like we had $1oo,ooo
"She's got a new album comin' out, didja know that? It's all like Whitney (snap) as a bitch."-Matty
"Well, for me 'queer' means 'more interesting' and 'less predictable'."-Me, to Quart when she asked the difference between lesbian & queer
"Now this looks like a red,white&blue faggot...Gay American Faggot."-Courtney
"Fucking go overseas and keep smoking camel lights -- that's the dumbest thing i ever did."-Me
"I feel like I'm at a slumber party."-Courtney
"I like stuff hangin' off me." - Ayron
"Sometimes I pay the cents."-Alysha, about paying exhuberant late fees at video stores
"I don't think I'm in the quotebook either, so it's all good." -Lauren (boldface lie)
"She's the toxic avenger, I hate that bitch."-Ayron, again about shannon dougherty
"Alysha used to want to do her."-ayron, about a hook-up between alysha and S.D.
"Now that you've said that, I can see all her faults."-Alysha, rethinking
"If i can just point out one person's flaws to someone else, it's all worthwhile."-Ayron