"Footnote: And I would only ever own a leather couch if I was married to a coke dealer."-Krystina
"I want buildings and stars, I want buildings and stars."-Alisha, after she saw me & nicco's new tattoos
"Let's rebuild America one outfit at a time."-Krystina
"Are you EVER not smoking?"-Andrea, yelling to me across the diag
"That was Tampon math for a minute."-Krystina, when she added wrong during our corporately sponsored dart game
"Is that YOURS?"-Amanda, pointing at the quotebook
"Yeah."-Me
"Well, BE CAREFUL!!"-A, covering it up
"This is SO much more than a pop song."-Lauren Hill, about the Pink/Redman song
"Can I just get a shot -- in a pitcher glass?"-Caity, speed-drinking
"It's not like the gospel or anything-"-Krystina, about passing out hiv testing flyers and saying, 'I just want to spread the word" when our corporate sponsor was god.
"Well, at least you have an excuse."-Diana, after I said, "Oh gods, i'm such a whitey."
"Oh, no, that was SEPTEMBER 11th."-Krystina, retrospective on our RedHawk lunch
"If you guys wanna take a shower, I have a towel." -Scott
"I guess I'm kind of into hairstyles that have the potential to injure...you know, hair as weapon."-Me, in a timely militaristic quote
"Don't worry...I KNOW it's scarey to be healthy."-Diana
"I think the coming of winter makes everything a tragedy."-Diana
"Cause I talk about fuckin'!"-Krystina, about why people listen to Peaches
"Yeah, but how good am I at invoking the bone?"-Amanda
"Amanda-If I had a band named 'Pussy Masher', our album would be titled, 'Invoking the Bone'."-Me, in a follow-up quote.
"Well, you know, I'm just happy to see fake hair swingin' around. Every inch is another degree of attitude."-Anne Ryan
"Parliaments and Merits...It's kind of a smoke cocktail."-Me, when Anne asked me what i was smoking
"Yeah, it's not all it's cracked up to be, let me tell you."-Bianca, to Matt after he said he wanted to be objectified
"You know I drive like...the speed limit."-Kit, after Nicco told her "we NEED to be at the airport by 8:oo.
"Except she's your friend, Matt."-Bianca, after Matt said 'Do we getta see her 1/2 naked, about Diana getting her tattoo
"She was actually thinking, 'oh-my-god I wish you were a guy cause then it would be socially acceptable to sleep with you'".-Bianca, about the girl in the bathroom who thought i was a guy and then pseudo hit on me.