"Yeah, all the lesbian softball teams."-Matt, about the dunham corporate merger he envisioned to make lesbian goods
"And the Colombian military."-Nick, brainstorming for the company
"Honey, I shrunk the dining room!"-Matt, coining the new manager's nickname
"There's Robert Downey Drugbag!"-me
"Robert Upper-Downey Drugbag!"-Matt
"You can't take the FLO out of the JO."-angeLina, when i said i'd cut the other leg off my asymmetrical pants to make shorts
"Was that an attempt to make that sweatshirt cool cause it didn't work."-angeLina
"Mean in a sweet way."-angeLina's Dad
"i liked Alanis before she was popular."-aLi (she was joking)(i think)
"i donT have steps. My only advice is just to get down in there."-AngeLina, shaking her head
"What are you talking about? I'm sarcastic!!"-angeLina
"You're bein' abscond-y."-angeLina
"But she's married to Bill Belamy..."-angeLina, about Whitney Houston, oooo
"Hierarchies: You canT like everyone."-angeLina
"you guys, your boots look like girlfriends!"-emily
"And we'LL get those femme boots back."-angeLina, to emily about lost thrift boots
"Like a corporate hippie?!"-me, to Matt, who was describing someone from our past
"Urban hippie...or suburban hippie."-matt
"Yeah, she looked really good. it was the one saving grace."-matt
"And they're straight so they look older. Straight people always look older."-Matt
"You're like the world trade center, sitting there, ready to be bombarded."-Matt, about me being stalked
"Does Bowflex make you brown? Browner?"-Matt, after watching the commerciaL
"Anything with a flared base? KOT?"-aLi, after i said "anything with a flared base is subject to buttplug jokes" and she looked at kot's flared jeans
"it's like being pregnant or having an STD."-angeLina, in a rather morbid analogy to having something stuck in her eye chronically
"Ummmmm....hipsteriffic, (pause) and cheesy punk."-angeLina, appending my observation of a girL at the Butchies show whom i described as "hipsteriffic"