"i'LL let you read those because if someone else liked them, maybe you could."-angeLina and her poems
"I think it's a function of my outfit."-gina, accounting for spilling her drink while wearing a dress
"Like if you screamed some punk rock lyric in, i don't know, a ripped t-shirt."-gina, extrapolating on her last quote
"That's so Oprah."-angeLina, after gina said "honey, i'm right there with you."
"Were you there when i told you that?"-Ty
"I love to collect people who hate REM."-Ty
"I used to pee all over the place...in colombia, i pee everywhere."-angeLina
"Never use the verb shrooming. You say tripping."-angeLina
"The stoic irony of the runway..."-me
"Ayron is a state of mind."-me, paying compliments where compliments are due
"I keep getting distracted by that streak of pee (on yr head)."-krystina, about my fake dye-job
"You're kinda bein' a scissor hog."-me
"DonT you love feeling like you're on the cutting edge of a new art form?"-me
"Aren't we always?"-krystina
"That's okay...the smell of jack daniels on other people's breaths reminds me of goodnight kisses from my mom when i was little."-anne ryan
"My trusty sidekick."-krystina
"Does it hurt?"-krystina, after she said "oh my godd, yr hair is so hard" and i said "i know, it's like i have a million erections on my head"
"But you know what? it's just business as usual."-krystina, sloganeering, afte she said "you just kind of invented something"
"I almost just wanted to drink my cigarette."-krystina
"We should make a band like that: i'LL play the bass & drink Bass & you'LL drink Harp and play the harp."-Alex
"What do you think that band would be called?"-me
"LIQUID STRINGS."-Alex
"i canT even go in my own damn closet any more."-angeLina, in aLi's room
"I totally karma-wheeled her."-angeLina
"That's like a Marge Piercy poem. No, not even, cause her poems are about salads and cats...gardening, salads, and cats."-angeLina
"Flo-Jo."-angeLina, making funn of my cut-even-shorter cords
"I feel like white people always smell like babies."-angeLina, tho we debunked this & she took it back
"We can stiLL just go to the movies every day no matter how it goes."-matty, about my conference
"I bleached my hair 847 times and it stiLL wants more."-ayron
"Love up on my piece."-quart, gesturing toward her vag after bob marley karaoke peace activist
"She's so judgmental...never let a lesbian come between us."-ayron, to a girl at karaoke
"I bet someone's fucking her right now."-angeLina, about the hot girL DJ
"No! i wasn't looking for her. i was looking for you."-angeLina, when i said "you're an internet stalker!"
"It was a dry-heave of concerts, nothing was coming up."-Me, about the concert drought
"There was so much plaid in that room..."-angeLina
"As a dykefag, i just have to say that plaid is unacceptable."-angeLina
"I work 3 jobs and do movies on the side--i don't got time for that."-ayron, during movie-makin'
"I CANNOT FLEETWOOD EAT."-Vesna-speak
"DemoraL & actifed!"-matt
"I'm so glad you're not a farm dyke."-angeLina
"Just for the record, i was never a farm dyke."-me
"oooo, she got dumped at the gay dance."-matt
"Wait! If someone tried to bling me tonight--"-krystina
"Oh, historically...i've been trying to get you to fuck everyone for a decade."-matt, after he said "you think too much about other people" & i said, "i do, characteristically"
"Doesn't he? He's my little piece of clay."-matt, after i said nick looked cute