"Besides the jazz session at the beginning, this show isn't really worth watching."-my sister, about monteL
"Your face looks normaL--i mean, you can teLL you donT have any make-up on."-my sister
"I canT decide what i think about his studio."-my sister, still about monteL
"so i take it you donT want one of my cards, you just want to be recognized for something you didn't do."-my sister, when i told her i'd take the "congratulations" version of her latest art project
"And they said he writes his songs in deep depression."-karin, about Spin & Ted Leo
"I mean, it's really hard for a movie not to have that on some level, really."-karin, about nostalgia for the nuclear family in films
"Cause she stopped writing songs about 5 years ago."-Ty, about ani
"Point-wise, she blows."-diana, invoking the point system
"Oh, this could be tragic for the world."-matt, when a commercial for home-made highlights came on
"I felt a little bit bondaged about it."-krystina, about playing with her hair
"I used to call 'em '101' cause they would stand in a line..."-ayron, about wiLson PhiLLips
"The voice of an angel, the body of Jaba the Hut."-ayron, about pre-op carnie
"A little Bagger Vancey."-Ayron, about my newly invented outfit
"Oh! it's like a candy dish!"-ayron, about my multi-colored manicure nail polish
"Well, that explains no make-up. I mean, she was lookin' pretty good to me but then i noticed no make-up."-random guy at the deL who was hitting on me & then i finally said, "Hey, girLs ONLY"
"You silver-tongued deviL, how are you sittin' here alone?"-ayron, thus beginning a hilarious exchange between this guy and me, him, and ty
"Having a lifelong love for lesbians is just a babystep away from being gay."-Ayron, to the same guy
"oh, you're such a cute little golfter...i want you to caddy for me or something."-matt whiteman, about my now famous outfit which was the spark for many a lively quote
"Oh, you're like a gangster golfer."-matt whiteman, after i explained my outfit
"That's why i donT date those ho's with flashy fingernails."-anne ryan, about sex scratches
"That's it--you gotta break it in. Make sure it goes with everything."-anne ryan about my golf sweater
"You're so cute, emily. you let sex make you feeL dirty."-lydia
"Well, it kinda makes me want to die, so maybe."-angela, when i said "is this neil young?"
"That's very democratic of you."-angela, after she said "you write all the quotes in one block?"
"Zen, dude."-Ty, after i told her what equanimity means
"i donT think there'll be enough 19/7 time for them tomorrow."-ty, about math rock, enginerds & her show
"I need a phrase renaissance, i just sweart too much."-grant
"That would make a great monologue."-me or grant, after he kept runnin' w/ that last quote.
"It's not, like, a penny."-Ty, when the guy was worried about being able to find my guitar
"It just didn't make my dick hard to kiss them, essentially."-matt, on sexuality
"It's self-affirming!"-matt, about a song from the musical Chicago
"It's like being sad...you can't be stupid and sad."-matt
"Matt, that statement you just made kind of hit my souL."-me
"I wish men painted their naiLs and had huge racks."-matt (i love it when we agree on things)
"Hey, who was that little piece you were flashin' around last night?"-anne ryan
"Goo Goo Train."-Bianca, a joint band name to rival karin's
"She was so funny...she was so stoned...her eyes just looked this certain way."-angeLina
"You know those people who dress like they just went hiking?"-me, fashion cataloguing
"Hard as nails, heart of silicone."-me
"Like, you of all people know where to put stickers."-Karin, to me
"And then you just went and changed the universe."-krystina, to me, moving the geek sticker
"This song is, like, nothing in it."-Karin, about "everyday people"
"Will you pass me that little bottle of so & so?"-angeLina
"I know, but i feeL bad. There was a revivaL and i bought into it."-aLi, about the Slits
"Yeah, the only really grad student thing about you is your bag."-angeLina (!)
"I know. I totally know what's up. I was a neo-crunch."-angeLina, brandishing hippie vocabulary