"But, in the end, he came runnin' after me in the parking lot with a wooden dildo & i thought it was reaL cute."-Krystina, at the close of a story about a skepticaL observer of her safer/sex/hiv pres.
"Butter? Was it about butter?"-Krystina, as we're trying to figure out the mystery of why buttery ni--les are so repulsive
"That makes me wanna curdle."-krystina, after we *did* a buttery ni--le as an experiment
"i don't believe in butch/femme or anything..."-Diana, meekly
"But he had already gotten the VU dollars & you can't exchange them..."-Diana
"I don't know...i'm kind of a master of sabotage with boys."-angeLina
"is this like President's Day?"-angeLina
"But, wait--When's President's Day?!"-angeLina
"Touring is like the dumbest thing ever...touring, and going out west."-angeLina
"weLL, i hadn't really ever thought i was eligible to have a thing for twins."-erin, about boys &twins
"and i'm also saying i don't have to participate in aLL the trappings, i get to select."-erin, of femininity
"it's like a slacker's dictionary."-krystina, about the thesaurus
"Watch out, cause you know once i get in there, i might never stop."-krystina
"kinda like, 'Wait a minute, is Carolina behind aLL of this?'"-krystina, after i said, "wait a minute, if men really cared about women, all of this wouldn't be going on."
"Obviously, I have problems with cover songs."-krystina
"What'd I teLL ya? What'd I teLL ya, girL??!"-krystina, about bein' quoted
"OH! ALL the times she put you in a car with ----!"-Lydz, to aye
"WE have to do a post-prelims slambook."-Lydz
"Why are you apologizing? i, like, bust the cherries of young men."-Lydz
"You just ripped his virginity out from under him like a rug."-me, to lydz
"Sorry about September 11th and it ruinin' your weekend."-Matt, about mark the pothead
"oooH, i'm like you right now, i have two packs of cigarettes."-Krystina
"What do you think that image depicts?"-krystina
"it's totally gay pop art."-matt, about mt rushmore when i said abe + teddy were about to kiss
"i hope not china, i hope hawaii."-matt, about where the bling my mom sent me was made
"that's like the underground railroad, right there!"-matt, about the staircase at the deL
"it kinda sounded like she was on a demoraL drip."-matt, about the lady on the vagviagra commercia
"i usually like break up with people every year. I like break up with people on valentine's day."-angeLina
"i don't think aleasha (?) keyes ever squeaks."-sarah, during a karaoke performance
"They could still have straight lesbian sex though."-diana, about straight girls we thought were dykes
"And it turns out that fraud had something to do with everything i've done in the past 1o years."-matt
"And we understand that...lesbians like to save lives."-me, about chastity bono
"Yeah, let the lesbians do it. then i don't have to. it's kind of like gays in the army. Stop Talking about it--i don't wanna go. Let them keep us out!"-matt
FOUND QUOTE: "Well, i ain't never heard that word before neither so i'm just gonna say his karate schooL!"
"What if the beam came down and they aLL just fizzled away into particles?!"-krystina, at ladytron
"I think they're cute in a space-alien kind of way."-krystina, about ladytron
"We're not taking Thomas the Train to get there."-my sister, askin me "where do you think we're goin?" when she saw my conductor-ish hat
"To keep the minds of youth churning..."-my sister, trying to help me write my teaching philosophy
"I've said a lot of things, to you specifically, that haven't had a grain of truth in them."-my sister
"it was a mirror image of my life to date."-my sister, about an Oprah "crazy teens who donT get along with their moms