"Except for this time I only smoke when I'm buzzed cuz i'm not drunk."-Rosa
"What they lack in experience, they make up for in enthusiasm."-Rosa's friend
"Do you look at yr breasts as much as I do?"-Diana, to Jennifer
"Nobody wears big shirts...unless yr painting or sleeping."-Bianca
"The library is like a rest stop on the highway."-Matt, about the frequencies of male/male public sex
"I'm a hairdresser and I've never met a straight one."-Matt
"I come to Sleater-Kinney all the time..."-Krystina, inviting me to the Anniversary (fun/ny)
"The Anti-Christ? Courtney Love?"-Alysha (this means WARR)
"If she brings a 2-liter over and there's a cum-drop left, she takes it home."-Alysha
"No, i want artificial sugar!"-Patti
"It don't murder."-Alysha, about sugar
"How do you write so much?"-Vesna
"I'm kind of a wordy person."-Me
"When you first walked in & i grabbed yr arm, i was like 'i hope that's emma.'"-Esteban, the first of many to be confused by my new spike-less hair
"When i first went out with Rob, i was like 'What is this gonna be about? what kind of stupidness is this gonna be?'"-Lydia
"impulsive breakfast?...that might involve somethin' gross."-Krystina, following my wilson phillip lyric rewrite
"I don't like morality in my poetry."-Bianca
"i was about to have a witty comeback there...but it feLL out from under me like a trap door."-me
"oh, i have a lot to learn about sewing materiaLs, i know."-Grant
"See, this is the 1st one i owned & i knew there was a reason i didn't love it."-krystina
"if you have relationships with women that aren't sexuaL, don't teLL."-Bianca, during our florid rewriting campaign of the "Don't Ask, Don't TeLL" policy (one of my favorite jokes of aLL time)
"Toad the Wet Spin Blossoms."-Karin's Friend
"If I were hard-pressed to find a band more invested in the nuclear family, I couldn't."-me, about creed (in a rather convoluted sentence)
"Fisting the souL."-Tyler, coining my new favorite euphemism that's not really euphemistic
"When i'm searching for my significant others, that's what i do."-Tyler, about internet stalking
"Plunging my souL."-me, in a spin-oFF
"WeLL, i don't wanto to negate what you've crawled out of."-Matt, to me
"i took them out of the dryer & i shook them & he was like, 'She's so weird!'"-Matt, about nick's reaction to the assymetricaL pants i made
"She's so straight, you could line a map with her."-me, to matt about sarah (hi, sarah!)
"That had so many more words than usuaL."-concert friend steve, after karaoking "love shack"
"Oh, that's not worthy of the quotebook."-CF Steve
"it's a wide array, really."-Concert Friend Steve,when we met B's friends
"we have some indie rock brain power right here, we might as weLL use it."-me, with cf steve
"All of the sudden, there'll be a revolution thru fucking!"-Beth
"But she's also into contemporary things."-Jennifer, informatively to Rosa, about me
"i guess i'LL have a bloody martini."-krystina, staring at one
"i don't know if i know what aLL of those things mean."-krystina, Totally Disinterested
"That IS NOT trufus!"-krystina, about me saying she was disinterested
"Anybody who can't rememberwhat happened in the last year and needs to buy a magazine..."-krystina, about the cover of Time's year in review
"Everything you could ever need compartmentalized, ordered, and concealed."-me
"That might've cracked the code of part of my psyche, really."-me, about the last quote